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If heaven ain't alot like Dixie, I ain't goin!
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Good Morning!
Smoking the appetizer while I debate whether to have a seafood omelette or eggs with my sausage, biscuits and gravy, grits, and hash browns. Gonna be a long ass day round here as I have to go to court later this afternoon. Couple of weeks ago I was tooting on a number and walked across my yard and stepped in another steaming pile of dog shit that was left by that retard down the road's mutt. I came back in, cleaned my foot, rolled another joint and headed his way. I was mid shit on his fucking porch when he comes out the door raising hell so I picked up a club of wood and popped him. Sat in the county jail for a couple of hours and made bail, so today I'm gonna get a continuance on the assault. vandalism, and possession charges and plot revenge. Have a shit-free day! |
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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Morning.. heading out to DC tonight.. get in around 10am tomorrow and hopefully I'll remember enough about DC to get up to Georgetown by 2pm.
We are staying on campus ![]() After this weekend he is really leaning toward GA Tech but he's a teenager..that will change. Wait till he sees NYU and all the homeless in Washington Square park. That'll be a deal clincher. ![]() Oh and had dinner with the ex last night.. it was actually civil and he invited himself to go on the rest of our little train tour across America. ![]() ![]() |
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