Wake the fuck up it's TGIF

[Toby]

Originally Posted by Torn Rose

You know you have crossed a interesting point in your life when going to the grocery store is something you look forward to on a Friday.

Fortunately this is a self-correcting affliction. A few blue-haired old ladies blocking the whole aisle with their cart while trying to decide what flavor jam to buy, and the slowest cashier on the planet working the checkout you happened to choose should completely eliminate the problem for the quite some time.