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Old 2009-03-14, 10:16 AM   #1
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Windows are ope and it is looking to be a beautiful unless you are a goat.

Florida lawmakers consider ban on bestiality
Florida is one of only 16 states that still permit bestiality -- a fact that animal-rights activist and Sen. Nan Rich learned to her horror three years ago when a Panhandle man was suspected of accidentally asphyxiating a family goat that he held by the collar during a sex act...

But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction...


No goats in today's plans but I'll probably kill and eat a few vegetables.
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Old 2009-03-14, 04:50 PM   #2
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[url="http://www.miamiherald.com/news/legislature/story/943463.html"]But the Mossy Head man suspected of assaulting Meg the goat was never charged, because law enforcement officials could not link him to the scene. The suspect was arrested months later in a separate goat abduction...[/i]
I love the fact that we need laws to make people understand that screwing goats is wrong.

I'm grumpy today. Morning went well, other than spilling milk on my goddamn keyboard, and I CLEP'd out of sociology this morning.

Can someone explain to me the point of confusion in this sentence? "Capitalize each important word of the title."

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Old 2009-03-14, 10:56 PM   #3
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I love the fact that we need laws to make people understand that screwing goats is wrong.



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did they mention sheep? I would hate to have to split up with my "girlfriend" mollie

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Old 2009-03-15, 06:28 AM   #4
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did they mention sheep? I would hate to have to split up with my "girlfriend" mollie

Sheep?

Hell I'm still trying to figure out what's bad about goats...

Hell they are sexual beings too...and they have such silky bottoms
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