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Signs that you are getting old:
I have been trying to grow tomatoes for the past four years, without any luck. Yesterday I discovered one solitary tomato, growing on one of my plants, and am still pathetically happy about it today! |
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Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships
Join Date: Oct 2003
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You really should put coffee grounds in your planters to keep the cats away
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Bow Ties Are Cool
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For slugs put a small saucer/shallow dish with beer in it. My wife says that the slugs around here preferred the darker beers, no pale ale or pilsners. They go in, get drunk, pass out and drown.
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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
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Bow Ties Are Cool
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According to this you have slugs in your bedroom
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No, the slugs ate the plants when I tried to grow them outdoors. This year I moved them into my bedroom where there are no slugs and I have a tomato!
However, considering the shit hole of a building my apartment is in, it would not have surprised me if there were slugs in my bedroom. |
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