Tuesday August 15th (aka Up Early For No Damn Reason)

Useless · 2017-08-15, 08:00 AM

I shaved for the first time in over a week. So thumbs up to me for adulting today. Facial hair makes my face itch (that's why I don't kiss men), otherwise I'd let that shit grow out of pure, unadulterated laziness.

Someone is driving 2 hours to purchase my boat fenders off of CraigsList. Little does he know, I don't have any of the items I have listed on CraigsList, and I am actually luring him here hoping he'll be my friend. Or, obviously, he'll have to fucking die. Also, he's bringing $60.

Have a great damn day. Whores!

2017-08-15, 08:00 AM	#2
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	I shaved for the first time in over a week. So thumbs up to me for adulting today. Facial hair makes my face itch (that's why I don't kiss men), otherwise I'd let that shit grow out of pure, unadulterated laziness. Someone is driving 2 hours to purchase my boat fenders off of CraigsList. Little does he know, I don't have any of the items I have listed on CraigsList, and I am actually luring him here hoping he'll be my friend. Or, obviously, he'll have to fucking die. Also, he's bringing $60. Have a great damn day. Whores! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

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