Trick Or Treat

[T Pat]

"Well its that time of year again, does anyone really Trick Or Treat anymore"

I overheard the wife telling her daughter to bring the grandkids over when their done trick or treating so she can see them in their costums, so I know Mexicans still Trick Or Treat

"I heard my kids mumbling something about eggs & soap "

Halloween + rotten duck eggs from the lake = Pat's first time in handcuffs and taken home in the back of a squad car

"My daughter is going as Paris Hilton this year. She wanted to borrow our Chihuahua. It's better than the $10 whore she went as last year."

Jim your age is telling, the only $10 whores I know of now are missing most of their teeth

I'll be go to hell I was sure that I was the only board member who let their wife talk them into getting a Chihuahua|rasta|