Go Yankees! - Page 2

cockNballs · 2004-10-15, 01:24 PM

"Saying they'll start him in game 5 "

Not what they are saying on all the Boston channels

no Schilling until 6 or 7 if at all

and we're expecting a lot of rain tonight, so hopefully the games not on since I made plans to go out and not watch it :-)

cockNballs · 2004-10-15, 02:03 PM

Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee
fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."

GO SOX!!!

Extreme Nate · 2004-10-15, 02:39 PM

SKANKEES.......suck.......GO SOX

GunnCat · 2004-10-15, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a
foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the
road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out.

Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his
cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his
cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee
fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.

The police were called and when the officer arrived,
he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced
it, and wrote down some more notes.

The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it
again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.

The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked,
"What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and
looking, lifting and looking?"

"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised.
Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an
asshole."

GO SOX!!!

LOL

That is a bit like the pot calling the kettle black though

I went looking for a joke on the Sox, but then I just thought of one. The red sox |pissleft|

GunnCat · 2004-10-15, 04:25 PM

btw, the Bruins suck to.

cockNballs · 2004-10-15, 07:22 PM

"btw, the Bruins suck to"

It's too

and from Connecticut you'd be either a Ranger, Islanders or God forbid A Whalers fan

So it's a touche with the whole pot, kettle black thing

and besides we really can't talk trash about the NHL when they are ruining themselves witht his stupid strike.

but IF the sox lose I'll be rooting for the Cardinals

GunnCat · 2004-10-16, 05:16 AM

Jim- Rangers fan, but they suck too!

Man, I have to admit that if the Yanks go down I am gonna root for Boston. As much as I am a Yankees fan, I would love to see Boston finally taken home the big prize.

GunnCat · 2004-10-17, 07:29 PM

Could this be it?

|rasta|

Tommy · 2004-10-17, 08:23 PM

so did we win ????

I dont follow sports but I LOVE throwin the yankees and the ny attitude in the face of most southerners i speak to

GunnCat · 2004-10-18, 12:27 PM

Nah, we lost. Extra innings though bro. Got today to finish the job. Man, Boston looked really bad.

cockNballs · 2004-10-19, 01:34 PM

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a
Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?"
"Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan,
so I'm a Red Sox fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan."

Game 6 tonight and hopefully Game 7 tomorrow!!!

pornrex · 2004-10-19, 02:52 PM

I hope both series got to 7 games!!

MeatPounder · 2004-10-19, 05:14 PM

Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.
________________________________________________________

Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

____________________________________________________________

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!

Greenguy · 2004-10-21, 08:58 AM

GO ASTROS OR CARDS!!!!!!!

cockNballs · 2004-10-21, 09:16 AM

What happened to the Yankees?

adamneve · 2004-10-21, 09:22 AM

|pissed|

Torn Rose · 2004-10-21, 09:24 AM

Yeah pretty sad huh? This is one for the ages.

I know it's never happen in NBA, but has it ever happen in the NHL? Being up 3-0 only to choke?

Poor ARod.... thought he had his ring.

cockNballs · 2004-10-21, 09:27 AM

its happened twice in the NHL

its one of the reasons I don't think a team has a home field advantage when it goes 2 - 3 - 2 sure they have 4 at home altogther but three n a row in Boston and Houston has put these series at 7 games

if it were 2 games in NY, 2 Games in Boston, then 1 - 1 - 1 the Yankees would have won 4 - 1in NY at game 5

same deal with Houston

but at this moment I love that format :-)

Torn Rose · 2004-10-21, 09:36 AM

2-3-2 sucks, I miss the good old days of 2-2-1-1-1

cockNballs · 2004-10-21, 09:39 AM

if it were old school Torn, I believe we'd be watching a Cards Yankees series now

Tommy · 2004-10-21, 09:41 AM

we lost ?????

Ramster · 2004-10-21, 09:53 AM

I can't believe the Yankees lost after being up 3-0.

Torn, Jim is right. It has happened 2 times in the NHL. They said last night on TV it's like 2-125 and 0-78 for the NBA.

I did a little diggin', up 3-0 and lost:
1975 New York Islanders beat Pittsburgh Penguins quarter finals
1942 Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings for the Stanley Cup

Torn Rose · 2004-10-21, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ramster
I can't believe the Yankees lost after being up 3-0.

Torn, Jim is right. It has happened 2 times in the NHL. They said last night on TV it's like 2-125 and 0-78 for the NBA.

I did a little diggin', up 3-0 and lost:
2004 Boston Red Sox beat New York Yankees for the ALCS
1975 New York Islanders beat Pittsburgh Penguins quarter finals
1942 Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings for the Stanley Cup

Let me help you update that!

cockNballs · 2004-10-21, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tommy
we lost ?????

don't worry about it Tommy

it's still 26 - 0 in championships since 1918 for us

this is just a little taste of what its like to be a Sox fan almost every single season :-)

I'm sure George will buy some pitching help next year

maybe Lowe and Pedro from Boston

2004-10-15, 01:24 PM	#1
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	"Saying they'll start him in game 5 " Not what they are saying on all the Boston channels no Schilling until 6 or 7 if at all and we're expecting a lot of rain tonight, so hopefully the games not on since I made plans to go out and not watch it :-) __________________

2004-10-15, 02:03 PM	#2
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	Three baseball fans were on their way from a game when they noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They looked and discovered a nude woman, drunk and passed out. Out of respect for the lady, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?" "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole." GO SOX!!! __________________

2004-10-15, 02:39 PM	#3
Extreme Nate Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 268	SKANKEES.......suck.......GO SOX __________________ Rage Cash.com

2004-10-15, 07:22 PM	#6
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	"btw, the Bruins suck to" It's too and from Connecticut you'd be either a Ranger, Islanders or God forbid A Whalers fan So it's a touche with the whole pot, kettle black thing and besides we really can't talk trash about the NHL when they are ruining themselves witht his stupid strike. but IF the sox lose I'll be rooting for the Cardinals __________________

2004-10-17, 08:23 PM	#9
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	so did we win ???? I dont follow sports but I LOVE throwin the yankees and the ny attitude in the face of most southerners i speak to __________________ Accepting New partners

2004-10-15, 04:25 PM	#5
GunnCat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 547	btw, the Bruins suck to.

2004-10-16, 05:16 AM	#7
GunnCat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 547	Jim- Rangers fan, but they suck too! Man, I have to admit that if the Yanks go down I am gonna root for Boston. As much as I am a Yankees fan, I would love to see Boston finally taken home the big prize.

2004-10-17, 07:29 PM	#8
GunnCat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 547	Could this be it? \|rasta\|

2004-10-18, 12:27 PM	#10
GunnCat You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 547	Nah, we lost. Extra innings though bro. Got today to finish the job. Man, Boston looked really bad.

2004-10-19, 01:34 PM	#11
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "That is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were a moron and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Yankees fan." Game 6 tonight and hopefully Game 7 tomorrow!!! __________________

2004-10-19, 02:52 PM	#12
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	I hope both series got to 7 games!!

2004-10-19, 05:14 PM	#13
MeatPounder Women might be able to fake orgasms But men can fake whole relationships Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Fort Lauderdale, Fl Posts: 2,408	Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle. ________________________________________________________ Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. ____________________________________________________________ Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" The man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" The lady answers, "144." "That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!". Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" The person answers, "51." Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says, "GO YANKEES"!!

2004-10-21, 08:58 AM	#14
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2004-10-21, 09:16 AM	#15
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	What happened to the Yankees? __________________

2004-10-21, 09:22 AM	#16
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2004-10-21, 09:24 AM	#17
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Yeah pretty sad huh? This is one for the ages. I know it's never happen in NBA, but has it ever happen in the NHL? Being up 3-0 only to choke? Poor ARod.... thought he had his ring.

2004-10-21, 09:27 AM	#18
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	its happened twice in the NHL its one of the reasons I don't think a team has a home field advantage when it goes 2 - 3 - 2 sure they have 4 at home altogther but three n a row in Boston and Houston has put these series at 7 games if it were 2 games in NY, 2 Games in Boston, then 1 - 1 - 1 the Yankees would have won 4 - 1in NY at game 5 same deal with Houston but at this moment I love that format :-) __________________

2004-10-21, 09:36 AM	#19
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	2-3-2 sucks, I miss the good old days of 2-2-1-1-1

2004-10-21, 09:39 AM	#20
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	if it were old school Torn, I believe we'd be watching a Cards Yankees series now __________________

2004-10-21, 09:41 AM	#21
Tommy NYC Boy That Moved To The Island Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,940	we lost ????? __________________ Accepting New partners

2004-10-21, 09:53 AM	#22
Ramster Life is good Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 11,867	I can't believe the Yankees lost after being up 3-0. Torn, Jim is right. It has happened 2 times in the NHL. They said last night on TV it's like 2-125 and 0-78 for the NBA. I did a little diggin', up 3-0 and lost: 1975 New York Islanders beat Pittsburgh Penguins quarter finals 1942 Toronto Maple Leafs beat Detroit Red Wings for the Stanley Cup __________________ Pornstar Legends \| Live Cam Model Shows \| Hungarian Girls Skype: robmurray999

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