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Old 2004-12-14, 07:53 PM   #1
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Unhappy I'm a sissy

last night was one of those real foggy nights the kind that remind me of Jack London Novel
My power cord shorted out so I check it out decide I can just cut it splice it and be back in business no biggie.
To make a long story short I stuck the end of my index finger with one of those Ginsu cut anything steak knives, the fucking knife, went right to the bone (actually the tip went into the bone a little, felt the tug when I pulled the knife back)
Friggin cut is only like a quarter inch long, finger is swollen, blue, pain down to my elbow, and I've felt queasy and out of it all day.
My right shoulder has been screwed up for a couple weeks pain sucks

what a sissy boy
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Old 2004-12-14, 08:07 PM   #2
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That will learn ya that steak knives do not belong in a tool box.

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Old 2004-12-14, 08:20 PM   #3
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TP you sound like the kinda guy that don't keep spares around.
Ouch yeah I did that once or twice glad its always the tip of the finger and not a arm or leg hahaah
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Old 2004-12-14, 08:41 PM   #4
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Thanx Guys
Wife found a Rocha (Mexican pain pill) for me so I will be stoned or asleep when the radio show starts

Who needs spares Tiny, a steak knife, duct tape, bailing wire, pliers and a big fuckin hammer will fix most things
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Old 2004-12-14, 08:44 PM   #5
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Old 2004-12-14, 09:48 PM   #6
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hhhmmm let me know when ya use the hammer i'll pray for ya haha
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Old 2004-12-14, 10:16 PM   #7
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hhhmmm let me know when ya use the hammer i'll pray for ya haha
Hammer last resort
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Old 2004-12-15, 05:00 AM   #8
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Ouch... I kinda got the shivers when I read that. For some reasons I have a disgust for knife wounds.

Heal fast and hope your arm doesn't fall off
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Old 2004-12-15, 09:26 AM   #9
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I'm with Fonz - that made me cringe when I read it.

Of course, it also sounds like something that I'd do too
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Old 2004-12-15, 10:10 AM   #10
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have to take the drive down across the border for some cheap pain meds now Pat.

and don't let the girls know you're a sissy, hard to keep your pimp hand strong that way
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:31 PM   #11
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have to take the drive down across the border for some cheap pain meds now Pat.

and don't let the girls know you're a sissy, hard to keep your pimp hand strong that way
screw those Mexican meds, took that pill last night, now I feel like I'm comeing off a two week drunk
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:47 PM   #12
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screw those Mexican meds, took that pill last night, now I feel like I'm comeing off a two week drunk
must be something about Mexico..thats how I felt aftera 4day drunk in Mexico for YP :-)
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:55 PM   #13
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sue the company that made the knife
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Old 2004-12-15, 03:55 PM   #14
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Next time be more prepared and take the pain pill before you start working.
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Old 2004-12-16, 06:31 AM   #15
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ouch! sounds painful to hurt your fingers.
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