For christmas, I would like....

[ngb1959]

Dear Santa:

How are you? I am fine. It is cold here. Is it cold at the North Pole? Do you elves wear long underwear? Do you have tanning beds at the North Pole?

I want

"stronger penalties for parole violators ... oh yeah, and peace on earth"

Clay Aikens Christmas CD

Cash money so I can buy bubble gum

A pair of sock without holes

Clean underwear in case I get in an accident

Safety goggles so I don't put my eye out

Two front teeth without nicotine/caffeine stains

Ten lords a leaping - preferrably straight lords

That should cover it.

Oh yeah, a pony, but if I can't have that, how about a puppy.

I've been almost kind of good this year except for the altercation with the hobos at the train yard.

Love,

Nina

P.S. Don't get my sister anything too girlie this year, because now she's a boy.

P.S.S. Please disregard my first letter where I called you a fat lazy bastard that only worked one day a year.