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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10" Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good bessie." Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" |
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