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Optic · 2005-01-17, 06:35 AM

Joke (beleive, no one will be abused).

Yo momma's so fat,

- she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
- when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
- when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
- at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
- when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
- when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
- she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
- when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
- Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
- when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
- I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
- when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
- she's 36- 24- 36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
- when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
- her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
- all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
- when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
- when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
- when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
- a picture of her fell off the wall!
- her picture takes two frames.

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Optic · 2005-01-24, 09:20 AM

Joke.

Woman comes to a sex-shop to buy a dildo herself.
- I would like to take this green one, this blue and that red. How much will it be?
- $20 for green, $40 for blue and the red one is not for sale. It is a fire extinguisher.

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Maybe people still miss Xmas toys, anyway this month BigToyMovies is selling very encouraging.

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Optic · 2005-01-31, 08:36 AM

Joke.

A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. After a couple of sips, he looks up and sees a woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He calls the landlord over and says he'd like to buy the lady a drink.

The landlord says, "Listen pal, let me save you some trouble. She's a lesbian."

The man thinks it over, shrugs his shoulders and says, "That's ok, I'd like to buy her a drink anyway."

So, the landlord brings the woman her drink. The woman lifts her glass and gives the man a nod of thanks. He gets up from his barstool and saunters over to the woman. As he sits down on the stoll next to her he says, "So, which part of Lesbia are you from then?"

This time with great pleasure I offer you new pack of 30 FHG for new tour of LesbianScreen. Basically, it is the gallery-like modification of first tour. "10x10" format, example can be viewed here.

Have a great day and good luck!

Optic · 2005-02-03, 08:43 AM

Description:
1967 Pablo Picasso graphite on paper drawing. This circus scene depicts a woman on a horse, a midgit and a nude man.
Ownership history and certified appraisal included/
Medium - graphite on paper
Size - 14" x 8"

Price - $30000.00 USD

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2005-01-17, 06:35 AM	#1
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Yo mama Joke (beleive, no one will be abused). Yo momma's so fat, - she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac - when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials - when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please - at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please" - when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water. - when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan. - she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. - when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet. - Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes. - when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. - I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side. - when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. - she's 36- 24- 36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh! - when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station. - her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine. - all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma" - when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. - when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down. - when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed. - a picture of her fell off the wall! - her picture takes two frames. 30 FHG specially designed for 2nd tour of one of the most popular of or sites xxxFattyMovies. 3 movies, 20 secs long. Example can be viewed here. Good luck and watch your diet! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-01-24, 09:20 AM	#2
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Not for sale Joke. Woman comes to a sex-shop to buy a dildo herself. - I would like to take this green one, this blue and that red. How much will it be? - $20 for green, $40 for blue and the red one is not for sale. It is a fire extinguisher. 30 new FHG for second tour of BigToyMovies. 3 clips, diverse content, catching design. Examples: Gallery 07 and Gallery 25. Maybe people still miss Xmas toys, anyway this month BigToyMovies is selling very encouraging. Welcome to advert and good luck! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-01-31, 08:36 AM	#3
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Queens of Lesbia Joke. A man walks into a pub and orders a pint. After a couple of sips, he looks up and sees a woman sitting at the other end of the bar. He calls the landlord over and says he'd like to buy the lady a drink. The landlord says, "Listen pal, let me save you some trouble. She's a lesbian." The man thinks it over, shrugs his shoulders and says, "That's ok, I'd like to buy her a drink anyway." So, the landlord brings the woman her drink. The woman lifts her glass and gives the man a nod of thanks. He gets up from his barstool and saunters over to the woman. As he sits down on the stoll next to her he says, "So, which part of Lesbia are you from then?" This time with great pleasure I offer you new pack of 30 FHG for new tour of LesbianScreen. Basically, it is the gallery-like modification of first tour. "10x10" format, example can be viewed here. Have a great day and good luck! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.

2005-02-03, 08:43 AM	#4
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	La Cirque Description: 1967 Pablo Picasso graphite on paper drawing. This circus scene depicts a woman on a horse, a midgit and a nude man. Ownership history and certified appraisal included/ Medium - graphite on paper Size - 14" x 8" Price - $30000.00 USD But absolutely free you can get any of 30 new FHG for VoyeurRealTime.com. One streaming video 15 seconds long. Click here for example. Remember also our live voyeur feeds that influence great on the site convert ratio. Welcome to advert! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.