Torn & Useless Warrior Have A Buddy Christ Coming!

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 10:39 AM

That's right boys & girls - we reward those that post on the board

Everyone's favorite Fantasy Football Fuck-Up Torn as well as everyone's favorite little wise-cracker Useless Warrior have proven themselves to be over-achievers & have passed the 1000 post mark here on the board.

For this, they will receive their very own Buddy Christ

Congrats & thanks for making this place just a little better & just a little bit more silly at the same time

Torn Rose · 2005-01-18, 11:11 AM

GIMMIE!

MrMaryLou · 2005-01-18, 11:23 AM

Congrats

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:23 AM

CongratuFuckinglations.

I've been thinking of getting mine a companion. The poor little guy seems kind of lonely. I was thinking of getting him a Voodoo doll but I'm not sure if he is gay or straight so I'm not sure which sex to get him. I guess I could just have a FoxyAngel Voodoo doll for him and see which half he prefers.

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 11:29 AM

Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

But what if he isn't into round boys?

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo
But what if he isn't into round boys?

Who ISN'T?

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 11:52 AM

Last week I had a date, yes us old folks still date, and over dinner the subject of Jesus came up. Trying to avoid the how can you not believe in a supreme being discussion I decided to just say I'm a Buddhist. I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again.

Torn Rose · 2005-01-18, 11:54 AM

Too Funny, and I just happen to have a mini budda already, I think Im going to go to Heaven.....

cockNballs · 2005-01-18, 11:56 AM

I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Who ISN'T?

ME

Congrats Torn and Useless Warrior

I have spit coffee over posts from both of you
so keep it up

Hey GreenGuy Christmas is over could you swap the smilie sants with another smilie

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AdultLegal-Jim
I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two

I'm 3/4's there |rasta|
and still can't type or spell

Useless · 2005-01-18, 12:17 PM

BOOYAA!

I have now proven that you can be rewarded for butting into far too many threads that have nothing to do with you at all.

Every morning when I open up this page I say to myself, 'How are you going to make an ass of yourself today?'. Luckily, I have as of yet not run out of new and innovative ways to do so.

Thanks GG&Jim. Youz da bomb!

urb · 2005-01-18, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him

It's very strange that you said that...

http://www.urbx.com/bc.jpg

Check out who is to the left of mine.

Congrats Guys!!

AcidMaX · 2005-01-18, 12:52 PM

Congrats guys!

I too am working towards mine somewhat slowly

Porn Meister · 2005-01-18, 01:07 PM

Awesome! Congrats on the acquisition of the statuette.

Kath · 2005-01-18, 01:16 PM

Congrats guys - WTG!

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urb
http://www.urbx.com/bc.jpg

Check out who is to the left of mine.

I just re-arranged my office so my knick-knacks were moved around a bit, but here's most of them

Jim · 2005-01-18, 02:23 PM

Congratulations to both of you

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Torn
GIMMIE!

Oh...just wait until the ceremony during Half Time of the Super Bowl

Cleo · 2005-01-18, 02:26 PM

I've been thinking of making mine famous and putting the little guy in movies. I just haven't figured out what to actually get FoxyAngel to do with him yet. I mean like he doesn't actually have an anus, at least I haven't seen one.

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 02:28 PM

Cleo - a simple picture of

giving the thumbs up to Foxy's cock would do the trick

T Pat · 2005-01-18, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Greenguy
I just re-arranged my office so my knick-knacks were moved around a bit, but here's most of them

Don't tell me you consider those checks "knick-knacks'

Greenguy · 2005-01-18, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TijuanaPat
Don't tell me you consider those checks "knick-knacks'

Banks were closed yesterday & since it's so late today, I'm just waiting for the mail to arrive so I can make one deposit tomorrow

DangerDave · 2005-01-18, 03:37 PM

Two worthy winners...

Congrats lads...

Quote:

just wait until the ceremony during Half Time of the Super Bowl

GG, are you gonna make em dress up and have a red-carpet special.. Maybe Mary Hart could come out and host it

DD

2005-01-18, 10:39 AM	#1
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Torn & Useless Warrior Have A Buddy Christ Coming! That's right boys & girls - we reward those that post on the board Everyone's favorite Fantasy Football Fuck-Up Torn as well as everyone's favorite little wise-cracker Useless Warrior have proven themselves to be over-achievers & have passed the 1000 post mark here on the board. For this, they will receive their very own Buddy Christ Congrats & thanks for making this place just a little better & just a little bit more silly at the same time __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-01-18, 11:23 AM	#3
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2005-01-18, 11:23 AM	#4
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	CongratuFuckinglations. I've been thinking of getting mine a companion. The poor little guy seems kind of lonely. I was thinking of getting him a Voodoo doll but I'm not sure if he is gay or straight so I'm not sure which sex to get him. I guess I could just have a FoxyAngel Voodoo doll for him and see which half he prefers. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 11:29 AM	#5
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Cleo - one idea is to get a fat little Budda to sit next to him __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2005-01-18, 11:52 AM	#8
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Last week I had a date, yes us old folks still date, and over dinner the subject of Jesus came up. Trying to avoid the how can you not believe in a supreme being discussion I decided to just say I'm a Buddhist. I'm guessing that I won't being going on a date with them again. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 11:11 AM	#2
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	GIMMIE!

2005-01-18, 11:54 AM	#9
Torn Rose "Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,806	Too Funny, and I just happen to have a mini budda already, I think Im going to go to Heaven.....

2005-01-18, 11:56 AM	#10
cockNballs FKA AdultLegal-Jim Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 565	I'm slowly working my way up to my own so congrats to you two __________________

2005-01-18, 12:17 PM	#13
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	BOOYAA! I have now proven that you can be rewarded for butting into far too many threads that have nothing to do with you at all. Every morning when I open up this page I say to myself, 'How are you going to make an ass of yourself today?'. Luckily, I have as of yet not run out of new and innovative ways to do so. Thanks GG&Jim. Youz da bomb! __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-01-18, 12:52 PM	#15
AcidMaX Programming till my fingers bleed. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 876	Congrats guys! I too am working towards mine somewhat slowly

2005-01-18, 01:07 PM	#16
Porn Meister Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 214	Awesome! Congrats on the acquisition of the statuette.

2005-01-18, 01:16 PM	#17
Kath No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: California, USA Posts: 284	Congrats guys - WTG! __________________ READ...MY...BLOG! - kBlogger.com KLIXXX - Written by webmasters FOR webmasters!

2005-01-18, 02:23 PM	#19
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Congratulations to both of you

2005-01-18, 02:26 PM	#21
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	I've been thinking of making mine famous and putting the little guy in movies. I just haven't figured out what to actually get FoxyAngel to do with him yet. I mean like he doesn't actually have an anus, at least I haven't seen one. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2005-01-18, 02:28 PM	#22
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Cleo - a simple picture of giving the thumbs up to Foxy's cock would do the trick __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network