i wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

Cleo · 2005-02-01, 09:52 PM

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Wazza · 2005-02-01, 10:56 PM

There once was a bloke called Greenguy
Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly
How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks
And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six
UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Useless · 2005-02-02, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wazza

UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high

|shocking|

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Mishi · 2005-02-02, 04:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

Well, heckfire, UW, I responded to your beautiful poem, but I don't see my post. Poo and wah. Anyway, it rocks!

venturi · 2005-02-02, 05:25 AM

There once was a Jim from Nantucket,
who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket.
Then he saw a Green Guy,
and exclaimed "OH MY MY!"
And last I heard they were engaged.

(I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.)

spacemanspiff · 2005-02-02, 06:19 AM

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

jennym · 2005-02-02, 02:14 PM

I wonder how many sponsor hits a day GREENGUY sends

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacemanspiff

Iambic Pentameter

A question often asked and rarely told.
The answer to which seems to be in doubt.
On this I'm sure the lad will never fold.
Tis his to know and yours to not find out.

kristian · 2005-02-02, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wazza · 2005-02-02, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Good poetry doesn't rhyme. A forced rhyme destroys the natural ebb and flow of the poetic process. Or so I'm told.

Wazza was a fucker from down under,
Kristian called him a cunt and stole his thunder,
So Wazza headed off to the U.K.,
And broke into his house while he was away,
He tossed Kristian's dolls in the back of a truck,
And now Buddy Christ has no one to fuck.

It's funny cause it's true

2005-02-01, 09:52 PM	#1
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2005-02-01, 10:56 PM	#2
Wazza I'm a jaded evil bastard, I wouldn't piss on myself if I was on fire... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 808	There once was a bloke called Greenguy Who made a porn site whose non 3rd party counter did fly How much traffic does he send to sponsors? wondered the hicks And Wazza the smartarse said it was a multiple of six UW's poem doesn't even come close to rhyming... I think he's high \|shocking\| __________________ I sale Internet My sites have no traffic and no PR - let's trade - PM me

2005-02-02, 05:25 AM	#5
venturi No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: An Oasis atop a High Desert Mesa Posts: 282	There once was a Jim from Nantucket, who had traffic o'erflowing his bucket. Then he saw a Green Guy, and exclaimed "OH MY MY!" And last I heard they were engaged. (I'm following UW's suggestion that forced rhyming is bad for poetry.) __________________ Please Re-Read The Rules For Sig Files

2005-02-02, 06:19 AM	#6
spacemanspiff Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Looz-e-anna Posts: 1,015	Iambic Pentameter A question often asked and rarely told. The answer to which seems to be in doubt. On this I'm sure the lad will never fold. Tis his to know and yours to not find out. __________________ Submit your free sites to Free Sex Pics