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Trying is the first step towards failure
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Shit, at this point our "military might" is so spread out battling Bushie's demons that a thin layer wouldn't cover a slice of dry toast and I, for one, see no end in sight. Five billion dollars a month and all he's managed to do is get a lot of people killed and piss of a few hundred or thousand more with his ill-conceived speeches and half-assed, short-sighted, tunnel-vision ideologies. At least I can honestly say, "Don't blame me... I voted for the other guy." Makes it a little easier to sleep at night anyway ![]()
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NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them.
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The funny thing about allof this is that Pakistan and India already have the weapons, as does Israel - as the old song goes:
One of the big news items of the past year concerned the fact that China, which we call Red China, exploded a nuclear bomb, which we called a device. Then Indonesia announced that it was gonna have one soon, and proliferation became the word of the day. Here's a song about that. First we got the bomb and that was good, 'Cause we love peace and motherhood. Then Russia got the bomb, but that's O.K., 'Cause the balance of power's maintained that way! Who's next? France got the bomb, but don't you grieve, 'Cause they're on our side (I believe). China got the bomb, but have no fears; They can't wipe us out for at least five years!* Who's next? Then Indonesia claimed that they Were gonna get one any day. South Africa wants two, that's right: One for the black and one for the white!** Who's next? Egypt's gonna get one, too, Just to use on you know who. So Israel's getting tense, Wants one in self defense. "The Lord's our shepherd," says the psalm, But just in case, we better get a bomb! Who's next? Luxembourg is next to go And, who knows, maybe Monaco. We'll try to stay serene and calm When Alabama gets the bomb! Who's next, who's next, who's next? Who's next? For those of you too young too remember this guy - it was Tom Lehrer - math professor at MIT who got the boot about the same time Timothy Leary did for his experiments in the "psychedelic arts" |
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