Fan cuts his testicles off to celebrate win

Cleo · 2005-02-18, 09:24 PM

I don't get sports to begin with but I really don't understand this.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050208/80/fbzpn.html

beano · 2005-02-18, 09:42 PM

Quote: "Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems."

Well no shit.

Cleo · 2005-02-18, 11:30 PM

It does wonders for my cats.

Maybe now he will be very gentle, not piss all over the place, and gently purr when you rub his behind.

Useless · 2005-02-18, 11:39 PM

"New sources report that the fan, also known as 'TheButcher', had inititially made the threat to sever his testicles on an adult webmaster board in response to repeated harassment and cajoling from another board, and that the act may have nothing what-so-ever to do with the rugby match. Sources close to the man were overheard saying that his testicles were so small, it really isn't that great of a loss."

waz · 2005-02-18, 11:52 PM

i'm going to puke just thinking about it thats just fucked up wow bet they let him out and he does something like this again

Useless · 2005-02-19, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by waz

...bet they let him out and he does something like this again

How many sets of testes do you have?

waz · 2005-02-19, 12:05 AM

i didn't mean it that way

he could cut a finger off

MeatPounder · 2005-02-19, 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

How many sets of testes do you have?

Doesn't every guy have 4?

godzil · 2005-02-19, 12:37 AM

maybe you d want to check this then :/ http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/show...=hybrid&t=3985

Greenguy · 2005-02-19, 07:46 AM

Rugby players scare me

Chop Smith · 2005-02-19, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Rugby players scare me

I fear Useless Warrior. How in the hell did he come up with the reply above.

Useless · 2005-02-19, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I fear Useless Warrior. How in the hell did he come up with the reply above.

I'm the result of poor parenting.

Cleo · 2005-02-19, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godzil

maybe you d want to check this then :/ http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/show...=hybrid&t=3985

Why in the hell is that board full of men trying to kill their balls???

docholly · 2005-02-19, 12:39 PM

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But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done.

That took a lot of balls to do that..

amber438 · 2005-02-19, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by godzil

maybe you d want to check this then :/ http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/show...=hybrid&t=3985

Jesus..wtf!!

Robbo · 2005-02-19, 02:37 PM

I saw that last week. So bizzare I had to use it for a newsletter news spot! hehe

DeniseAWC · 2005-02-21, 09:14 AM

Damn, this is just too much guys! I know rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls, but that's public knowledge, no need to go around showing everyone.

2005-02-18, 09:24 PM	#1
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2005-02-18, 11:30 PM	#3
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2005-02-18, 11:39 PM	#4
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	"New sources report that the fan, also known as 'TheButcher', had inititially made the threat to sever his testicles on an adult webmaster board in response to repeated harassment and cajoling from another board, and that the act may have nothing what-so-ever to do with the rugby match. Sources close to the man were overheard saying that his testicles were so small, it really isn't that great of a loss." __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2005-02-18, 11:52 PM	#5
waz Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 67	i'm going to puke just thinking about it thats just fucked up wow bet they let him out and he does something like this again __________________ m00

2005-02-19, 12:05 AM	#7
waz Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 67	i didn't mean it that way he could cut a finger off __________________ m00

2005-02-18, 09:42 PM	#2
beano Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos! Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Vancouver Island Posts: 72	Quote: "Police told the paper he had a history of mental problems." Well no shit.

2005-02-19, 12:37 AM	#9
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2005-02-19, 07:46 AM	#10
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2005-02-19, 02:37 PM	#16
Robbo No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Greenguy County, NY Posts: 236	I saw that last week. So bizzare I had to use it for a newsletter news spot! hehe

2005-02-21, 09:14 AM	#17
DeniseAWC A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Cotswolds, UK Posts: 55	Damn, this is just too much guys! I know rugby is a game played by men with odd-shaped balls, but that's public knowledge, no need to go around showing everyone.