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Former pr0n slinger.
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Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert
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Just leave the cash....I'll eat at home.
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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
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Certified Nice Person
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The perfect date for me:
I find getting in the car with my wife as we leave the kids with a babysitter to be one of more exciting moments of going out. "We're free!" Going anyplace nicer than usual is always a treat. You know, someplace without a playland. We don't live somewhere where there are things 'to do', so we like to go to Lake George, which is just up the road, and walk around and stare at the tourists. Then, on the way home, it would be nice if my wife sucks my cock while I drive home. I just love seeing that little blonde head of hair bobbing up and down while I dodge pick-up trucks and pedestrians. When we get home, she tucks in the kids and prepares for my return. I take the babysitter home, but park just around the corner from her house and she lets me fuck her ass and I take her anal virginity. Then she licks my shaft clean. I can't go home smelling like pussy and ass juice after all. I'm married. Then I go home to find my wife is too tired for sex because she secretly snuck away while I was out and fucked the guy who just moved in next door. Now that's a good date.
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feeling a bit better
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Useless Warrior you'te just too much.
I was thinking dream date but this is definitely the stuff that dreams are made of. pornrex
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Kodak Ghosts Run Amok
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hobbs End
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Walking on a beach at night on the south china sea... grilling giant prawns and crabs.... and lots of cold beer ..
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Vagabond
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feeling a bit better
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Winning the Lottery.
On a more romantic note though, anytime there are no mishaps/accidents, its a perfect date to me I envision a chauffeur (I'm not the chauffeur here - lol) picking up my foxy lady and I, then taking us to the airstrip where we board a helicopter and fly out to New York City and eat a light meal at say Alain Ducasse at the Essex House Restaurant; then go on a nice ferry ride around the harbour, see some over-rated broadway musical or something like that. Later on that same evening, go dancing at one of the hottest nightclubs (maybe X nightclub, not sure haven't been there in a while) till all hours and then spend the night and most of the next day at oh, I dunno, the Waldorf Astoria on Park Avenue. Hope this helps... pornrex
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