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Old 2005-03-16, 10:09 AM   #1
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Talking ButtPlugBallFan.com Domain Name For Sale

Yes, you read right. You can now be the proud owner of the domain buttplugballfan.com. Just think of the possibilities!!!

No reasonable offer above $100,000 will be refused.

I've had many anonymous sources tell me that this domain is almost worth the time it is taking me to type this, so get your bid in now before the price skyrockets.

This is a brand new 'virgin' domain that hasn't been soiled by bandwidth burning traffic. Once I develop this domain and drive traffic to it, I can guarantee it's value to rise by at least the price of a Guiness draft.

Start bidding people!
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Old 2005-03-16, 10:55 AM   #2
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I'll trade you my sig for a month for the domain
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Old 2005-03-16, 10:58 AM   #3
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I'll trade you my sig for a month for the domain
I already bought your sig in the sigwhoring thread!

UselessWarrior, would you take 100 meeeeelion pesos?
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Old 2005-03-16, 11:00 AM   #4
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Correction: I will trade you Jim's sig file for the domain
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Old 2005-03-16, 11:13 AM   #5
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Ill trade the ball of a semi-used by Adult Traffic buttplug for it (although authenticity cannot be assured) he sent it to me in exchange for some chinese traffic
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Old 2005-03-16, 03:03 PM   #6
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To sweeten the deal, the high bidder will also receive approximately 1,000 brand new <table> tags. These are in mint condition and still in the box. The box is in rough shape though. I pissed on it. Please note that only <table> tags are included. I gave away all of the corresponidng </table> tags when I sold my "Lessons in Mediocrity" webmaster tutorial.
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Old 2005-03-17, 06:04 PM   #7
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BIDDING IS NOW CLOSED

ButtPlugBallFan.com has been sold to Jeremy69s.

His winning bid was 3 trash bags of clean recyclable bottles and cans, a day-old bologna sandwich, and a sloppy handjob from his wife using old motor oil as lube.

Thanks Jeremy. Good doing business with you (and your wife).
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Old 2005-03-17, 07:28 PM   #8
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that's worth more than 100 meeeeeeelion pesos?

wow, what is the economy like in Mexico then. haha
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