Well, I'm half way there...

[T Pat]

Originally Posted by pornrex

Hmm...500..notes...wife...lost it...Sunday afternoon shopping...Sombrero...

Ok, you had 500 bucks but your wife lost it on a sunday afternoon while shopping...its easy to misinterpret sometimes huh?

T Pat, dont worry about it man...I'm 38 this may and I've realized that all women eventually will either think you've lost it, or make you lost one way or another.

It's funny you should mention age I'm feeling sooo old
south of the border during spring break is hell on earth to me and I have to go back this weekend
The wife is so exited she's bubbling.
Last weekend we watched a hometown boy fight in vegas and win
Took some photos in a collage kid bar
Went to the grand opening of a new gentlemens club (it was daylight when we left)
Went to a miss universe contest (Transvestites) The Disco it was held in is spectacular
Went back to a transvestite drag show bar (was supposed to be picking up cash for some work I've done)
Watched the guy that was supposed to be paying me get in a fight with one of his bouncers (eery shit they went at it hard and it looked like he was having fun)
Then we were locked in the same bar for a couple hours by the police while the same guy went to jail
The police opened the doors back up to let people out when the owner posted bail
Then we got an "I'm sorry I'm to tired to talk business" we will have to do this on another day
And I sold a web site to a dentist and I just feel like sleeping for the next week or two