Happy "Wast" Wednesday of March...

[swedguy]

This day is seriously pissing me off!

Last night I got some shit in my eye. Don't ask me why. Since as far as I know, I have my eyes closed when I sleep. But I woke up in the middle of the night with shit in my eye, and it hurt. But I was kind of out of it and went to sleep.
When I woke up my eye was RED and it was painful to blink. So far it hasn't gone away

[Useless]

Originally Posted by swedguy

Last night I got some shit in my eye. Don't ask me why. Since as far as I know, I have my eyes closed when I sleep. But I woke up in the middle of the night with shit in my eye, and it hurt. But I was kind of out of it and went to sleep.
When I woke up my eye was RED and it was painful to blink. So far it hasn't gone away

That's exactly why I tell my wife she'd be better off swallowing.






Sorry, couldn't help it.

[swedguy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

That's exactly why I tell my wife she'd be better off swallowing.

Sorry, couldn't help it.

Oh fuck, random ejaculation in the middle of the night AND right in my eye? Talk about bad luck

[Useless]

Originally Posted by swedguy

Oh fuck, random ejaculation in the middle of the night AND right in my eye? Talk about bad luck

You want to know what's worse? Sure you do! It really sucks when some chick sucks you off and then points your cock at just the right trajectory so that you facialize yourself.

Not that that has ever happened to me. cough, cough