The Pope Has Died

[Kinky]

do chickens go to heaven?

[urb]

It's gone noon in Rome and The Holy Father is still alive.

[digifan]

Originally Posted by kinky

do chickens go to heaven?

Only the victims of birdflu.

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by digifan

Only the victims of birdflu.

so god does discriminate? it must be the Corona with a lime talking

[Useless]

Originally Posted by kinky

do chickens go to heaven?

According to Catholics, no. Neither do the mentally retarded or babies who have not been baptised. Damned evil babies and their original sin. Imagine that? Your god thinks so little of you he says your are born a sinner.

Poor little chickens. What did they do so wrong that they can't go off to the land of fluffy white clouds and harp playing cherubs when they lay their last egg?

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

According to Catholics, no. Neither do the mentally retarded or babies who have not been baptised. Damned evil babies and their original sin. Imagine that? Your god thinks so little of you he says your are born a sinner.

Poor little chickens. What did they do so wrong that they can't go off to the land of fluffy white clouds and harp playing cherubs when they lay their last egg?

damn I feel really bad now... I've sent A LOT of kentucky fried chickens straight to hell although I've heard that it isn't really chicken so I feel much better about it now... maybe I'm a hindu... they worship chickens right? or is that cows?

AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY INVLOVED IN THIS THREAD IS BLASPHEMOUS AS THE POPE IS STILL KICKIN'

[Useless]

Originally Posted by kinky

AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY INVLOVED IN THIS THREAD IS BLASPHEMOUS AS THE POPE IS STILL KICKIN'

More of a twitchin' than a kickin'.

How old is the poor old dude anyway?

[Kinky]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

More of a twitchin' than a kickin'.

How old is the poor old dude anyway?

well this is 2005 A.D. so either 1911 or something else... AND DON'T ASK HOW i FIGURED THAT OUT AS IT REALLY DID INVOLVE A PEN AND PAPER