Greenguy VS RawAlex - Weight Loss Contest

pornrex · 2005-04-19, 05:17 PM

I once knew this girl, oh it had to be about 10 years ago now that I think about it. She was a bbw when I first met her. I saw her often with the crowd I hung out with at that time. Gradually, we all started to notice that this girl was losing weight. None of us said anything for a long time. As more time passed by, she kept losing the weight. We feared the worst at first because within a period of a few short months, she lost quite a bit of weight (she said she weighed about 180 but we were convinced it was much more than that) and she disappeared for a while.

Not long after that, I was travelling to the US quite a bit in my former field and one day my buddies called me and told me to meet them at a club in downtown Toronto. I arrived of course and after some heavy partying, I noticed this foxy blonde. I started talking to her and she looks at me with a puzzled facial expression and asked, "don't you recognize me?" I shrugged it off and responded with a "should I?"

She told me who she was and I almost gagged on my JD & Coke.

Apparently, she went on an exlax diet for 90 days and lost 70 lbs!! She's managed to keep it off ever since and she even stopped taking exlax not too long after that.
I dont know if there is a Useless Warrior type moral to my story except that exlax works - in more ways than one

2005-04-19, 05:17 PM	#11
pornrex feeling a bit better Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 1,779	I once knew this girl, oh it had to be about 10 years ago now that I think about it. She was a bbw when I first met her. I saw her often with the crowd I hung out with at that time. Gradually, we all started to notice that this girl was losing weight. None of us said anything for a long time. As more time passed by, she kept losing the weight. We feared the worst at first because within a period of a few short months, she lost quite a bit of weight (she said she weighed about 180 but we were convinced it was much more than that) and she disappeared for a while. Not long after that, I was travelling to the US quite a bit in my former field and one day my buddies called me and told me to meet them at a club in downtown Toronto. I arrived of course and after some heavy partying, I noticed this foxy blonde. I started talking to her and she looks at me with a puzzled facial expression and asked, "don't you recognize me?" I shrugged it off and responded with a "should I?" She told me who she was and I almost gagged on my JD & Coke. Apparently, she went on an exlax diet for 90 days and lost 70 lbs!! She's managed to keep it off ever since and she even stopped taking exlax not too long after that. I dont know if there is a Useless Warrior type moral to my story except that exlax works - in more ways than one __________________ colo-cation - the only host you'll need