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Old 2005-05-19, 01:25 PM   #1
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I put up a tree about six or seven years ago. One of those big tacky and expensive things of plastic and wire and all kinds of blinky things that all plug into a big mess of wires that you hope doesn't bust into flames and burn down the house. It's still up in my garage's loft crammed into its box still with the decorations on it for one day in the future if I should get the fake tree in my house urge again.

I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen. He was in the shower at the time and ran out of his place naked beating on my door. I just remember looking through my peephole wondering why the gay guy across from me was at my door naked, then I saw the flames.
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Old 2005-05-19, 01:38 PM   #2
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Old 2005-05-19, 02:01 PM   #3
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I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen.
Real trees are just an accident waiting to happen. A friend of mine did the whole "Traditional" Christmas...so I went over to their house...real tree with...candles lighting it So, like a good friend, I told them what complete fucking morons they are. After them getting all insulted they eventually realized I was right (Please don't let these people breed).

On the flipside. I had a friend who's house burned down at Christmas, the only thing left standing was their flame retardant Christmas Tree...the irony of life never ceases to amaze.
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Old 2005-05-19, 02:50 PM   #4
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then I saw the flames.
You saw the flames or the flamer?
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Old 2005-05-19, 03:00 PM   #5
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