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Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Southeast Florida
Posts: 27,936
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I put up a tree about six or seven years ago. One of those big tacky and expensive things of plastic and wire and all kinds of blinky things that all plug into a big mess of wires that you hope doesn't bust into flames and burn down the house. It's still up in my garage's loft crammed into its box still with the decorations on it for one day in the future if I should get the fake tree in my house urge again.
I've had a few of the real ones too but after seeing the one in my neighbor's place burst into flames and melt everything in their place I put them in the same category as storing a can of gas in the kitchen. He was in the shower at the time and ran out of his place naked beating on my door. I just remember looking through my peephole wondering why the gay guy across from me was at my door naked, then I saw the flames. |
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HEY NOW!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: in the Matrix Glitching on an Endless Loop. Loop. Loop. Loop. Loo
Posts: 1,218
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you all are a bunch of grinches and scrooges... Jesus died on the cross for all of you!
he might still be hanging there... they only clean the chain link fence on the border once a week (oh please... my ticket to hell was punched long ago )
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Searching for Jimmy Hoffa
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Long Island, NY
Posts: 771
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On the flipside. I had a friend who's house burned down at Christmas, the only thing left standing was their flame retardant Christmas Tree...the irony of life never ceases to amaze. |
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"Faith is believing what you know ain't so." ~ Mark Twain
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A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men
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