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Optic · 2005-07-12, 03:54 AM

Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

A vibrators only function is to please you.
They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.
You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth.
Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.
Vibrators move.
Vibrators find all the right spots.
Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care.
A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends.
Vibrators never make a mess.
You never worry about where your vibrator has been before.
A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you.
A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer.
Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is.
A vibrator is easy to turn on and off.
You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home.
A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you.
Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living.
A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked.
Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing.
Vibrators take up very little room on the bed.
Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep.
Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators.
You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman.
Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave.
Vibrators never fart in bed.
A vibrator won't turn off before you finish.
It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time.
If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed.
Vibrators are ALWAYS hard.

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2005-07-12, 03:54 AM	#31
Optic WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 44	Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man A vibrators only function is to please you. They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk. They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV. You'll never have to put your vibrator in your mouth. Vibrators never pick their nose in bed. Vibrators move. Vibrators find all the right spots. Vibrators don't do household chores--- but you don't care. A vibrator never leaves you or flirts with your friends. Vibrators never make a mess. You never worry about where your vibrator has been before. A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you. A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer. Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is. A vibrator is easy to turn on and off. You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home. A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you. Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living. A vibrator won't get pissed of when dinner isn't cooked. Vibrators can't get you pregnant, give you a disease, or make you watch auto racing. Vibrators take up very little room on the bed. Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep. Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators. You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman. Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave. Vibrators never fart in bed. A vibrator won't turn off before you finish. It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time. If you have a headache or your period, you won't find a vibrator turned on when you get into bed. Vibrators are ALWAYS hard. 30 new galleries for Big Toy Movies. 10 movies x 10 seconds. Sample gallery. Welcome to promote and have a great day!!! __________________ MovieRevenue - our Movies and your Revenue.