A friendly debate on what is amateur .

Useless · 2005-09-19, 11:13 PM

A true amateur needs to have stretch marks on her big pale ass, milky white thighs and small sagging tits. She should have at least 1-2 front teeth missing and evidence of chewing tobacco when she smiles. Bruises. Lots of bruises. Varicose veins are wicked sexy.

True amateurs live in mobile homes. Not new double-wide mobile homes with jacuzzi tubs. No, old narrow trailers with no skirting so you can see the dry-rotted tires that were never removed when the home was towed to its lot 17 years ago. The yard shoud be graced with empty beer cans and rusty bicycle parts. It is not uncommon to see 2-3 expired riding mowers parked side by side near the back porch.

An amateur's home will typically have the old rotted framework from an addition that was never completed. There should be an old appliance stored on the deck of this failed addition if it's on the curb side of the trailer. If it's on the rear, most of the familie's old furniture, tvs, and old clothing will fill the addition.

Most good amateur shoots will have at least one pic of a toddler playing in the background while mom slobs the neigbor's cock and daddy jerks off while holding the camera. Out of concern for the child's welfare, the parents will blur his/her face on the finished pics.

Amateurs are my specialty.

2005-09-19, 11:13 PM	#18
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	A true amateur needs to have stretch marks on her big pale ass, milky white thighs and small sagging tits. She should have at least 1-2 front teeth missing and evidence of chewing tobacco when she smiles. Bruises. Lots of bruises. Varicose veins are wicked sexy. True amateurs live in mobile homes. Not new double-wide mobile homes with jacuzzi tubs. No, old narrow trailers with no skirting so you can see the dry-rotted tires that were never removed when the home was towed to its lot 17 years ago. The yard shoud be graced with empty beer cans and rusty bicycle parts. It is not uncommon to see 2-3 expired riding mowers parked side by side near the back porch. An amateur's home will typically have the old rotted framework from an addition that was never completed. There should be an old appliance stored on the deck of this failed addition if it's on the curb side of the trailer. If it's on the rear, most of the familie's old furniture, tvs, and old clothing will fill the addition. Most good amateur shoots will have at least one pic of a toddler playing in the background while mom slobs the neigbor's cock and daddy jerks off while holding the camera. Out of concern for the child's welfare, the parents will blur his/her face on the finished pics. Amateurs are my specialty. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.