President Bush Sells Louisiana Back To The French

[Chop Smith]

Off camera, Bush was asked his opinion on ROE v. WADE. He said he did not care how the folks in New Orleans got out.

[furrygirl]

My personal favorite hurricane funny was from the otherwise lacking "What kind of Asshole Conservative Response Did You Have?" http://www.pandagon.net/archives/200...ind_of_as.html

"The race pimps and hustlers keep saying this is about race. It isn't. It's about niggers being too stupid to move out of the way of the storm."

(Which, sadly enough, has been paraphrased in all sincerity way too many times.)