Here is the Fucking Tuesday Morning Thread since Useless is too lazy to start one.

[Cleo]

Morning from wet south Florida.

I was wondering where today's morning thread was. I guess Jim is tending to his dogs or his ass pimple.

Starting today we are suppose to have hellacious storms lasting through this weekend so I'm going to go rent a bunch of DVDs or something.

Late last night my Russian friend, who has been living in Manhattan, called me after breaking up with her girlfriend and then going to a physic who told her that she is going to die soon and has cancer. I need to call her today to see if she is still flying in this evening and staying with me or has come to her senses and not casing chaos to my peaceful boring life.

Espresso and a Boca burger is now being served.