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Jim · 2005-11-21, 09:00 AM

Page 16 huh???
This seems like the Greenguy And Jim equivelent to Seinfeld. A thread about nothing.

Yoda · 2005-11-21, 09:04 AM

Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig?

docholly · 2005-11-21, 10:55 AM

A man died and went to heaven.

As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Useless · 2005-11-21, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docholly

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Zing! It's like McDonalds - I'm lovin' it.

Jim · 2005-11-21, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda

Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig?

Sorry but we have a strict rule against any resource site links.

As they say, "We don't do it on other boards and we expect the same courtesy".

2005-11-21, 09:04 AM	#2
Yoda I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 81	Jim, can I use link to non-adult board in my sig? __________________ Never born, never die

2005-11-21, 10:55 AM	#3
docholly Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Sin-City USA Posts: 4,973	A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." __________________ Support Indie Porn Sites OMGoddess You know you need some Bling!!

2005-11-21, 09:00 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Page 16 huh??? This seems like the Greenguy And Jim equivelent to Seinfeld. A thread about nothing.