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Old 2005-11-22, 11:36 AM   #1
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The gentleman smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly for the third time, I kinda figured we were friends."
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Old 2005-11-22, 11:39 AM   #2
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True story: This past weekend a guy walks into my shop and asks me if i have round candles. I show my 12 and 14" pillars..but he says no i want ball candles.. I said.. i don't have balls but the guy in J-31 might. He's across from the guy with the nuts, you can't miss him ..he's got big ones.

well my neighbors on both sides were laughing so hard tears were coming and i was still just jabbering away.. until the Bag Lady pointed out that i'd said..i have no balls..

Edit: Phuck i wanted to edit the one BEFORE this.. one.. instead i'm quoting myself..
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Old 2005-11-22, 01:59 PM   #3
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True story: This past weekend a guy walks into my shop and asks me if i have round candles. I show my 12 and 14" pillars..but he says no i want ball candles.. I said.. i don't have balls but the guy in J-31 might. He's across from the guy with the nuts, you can't miss him ..he's got big ones.

well my neighbors on both sides were laughing so hard tears were coming and i was still just jabbering away.. until the Bag Lady pointed out that i'd said..i have no balls..
Reminds me of a "Two Ronnies" sketch http://pegnsean.net/%7Eoccupant/candle01.htm
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