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Old 2006-01-05, 11:06 AM   #1
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Not all woman actually want a penis
The women I meet certainly don't. Not mine anyway. I've asked. They don't want it.
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Old 2006-01-05, 11:22 AM   #2
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The women I meet certainly don't. Not mine anyway. I've asked. They don't want it.
Why does that not surprise me?

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Old 2006-01-05, 11:28 AM   #3
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True story: When I was a senior in high school, I owned a '79 Chrysler New Yorker that I bought for $300. I would ask the sophmore chicks if they have "ever had sex in the backseat of 79 Chrysler New Yorker". I got a lot of strange looks, tons of 'nos', and even more 'nevers'. Any wonder why I was a virgin until I was 18? (I graduated at 17)
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Old 2006-01-05, 11:28 AM   #4
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The women I meet certainly don't. Not mine anyway. I've asked. They don't want it.
But do they want yours?

Oddly most of the woman I know don't seem to want penises on anything.

Anyway if a woman really wants a penis they do come in all sizes and colors and store well in the night-stand.

I'm off to the gym. I would say that about half the people there do have penises through there are a few that I can't decide what they might have down there and oddly many of the penis carrying people there seem to be only looking for other penis carrying people.

I guess it all comes down to if you prefer the hole or the pole.
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Old 2006-01-07, 05:11 AM   #5
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The women I meet certainly don't. Not mine anyway. I've asked. They don't want it.
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