Forget 2257, THIS is How We're All Ending Up In Jail

MadMax · 2006-01-10, 05:53 PM

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.

In other words, it's OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess.

http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-anno...3-6022491.html

We're in trouble now, the likes of Talleywhacker will be reporting us to the feds

RawAlex · 2006-01-10, 06:03 PM

What is talleywhackers' name?

Alex

Lemmy · 2006-01-10, 06:24 PM

OK, I'm off to make an annoying post about the dumbass in the White House on my blog.

SirMoby · 2006-01-10, 07:08 PM

MadMax (if that is your real name), I find your post very annoying. I'm calling the cops right now

Surfn · 2006-01-10, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by SirMoby

MadMax (if that is your real name), I find your post very annoying. I'm calling the cops right now

His real name is Mel Gibson

Greenguy · 2006-01-10, 07:29 PM

Please PM me your username change requests so that you can feel free to bash people

Useless · 2006-01-10, 07:30 PM

Guess it's a good thing I never insult or annoy anyone.

Bagpuss · 2006-01-10, 07:31 PM

It's good to see Bush clamping down on the real dangers of the internet. Never mind the pedos and the spammers, get those damn flamers!

odysseus · 2006-01-10, 07:38 PM

Goddamn stupid f'ing... God, the more I read about this crap the more it just boils me. I'm hereby volunteering my services to anyone who needs someone annoyed. I vow to use my real name and annoy someone in a proplerly legal manner. So, If there's anyone you need annoyed, just let me know. I may even fart in their general direction and for a small donation, I will even taunt them a second time.

MrYum · 2006-01-10, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Please PM me your username change requests so that you can feel free to bash people

Nah...I'm really a nice guy...far be it from me to pick on anyone...cough...talleywhacker...cough...yafool...cough

oh ok...pm sent

Maj. Stress · 2006-01-10, 10:56 PM

If they arrest you did you really annoy somebody anonymously? haha, these guy are getting really pathetic.

MadMax · 2006-01-10, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Maj. Stress

If they arrest you did you really annoy somebody anonymously? haha, these guy are getting really pathetic.

You know, that's a genuinely excellent point. And we don't even get to write laws and stuff. You'd imaging the professionals would be a little more on their game

urb · 2006-01-11, 04:35 AM

Federal law doesn't apply to me, but to be honest this whole planet doesn't make sense.

Surfn · 2006-01-11, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by urb

Federal law doesn't apply to me, but to be honest this whole planet doesn't make sense.

It makes less and less sense to me everyday

cosmiccat · 2006-01-11, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Guess it's a good thing I never insult or annoy anyone.

tigermom · 2006-01-11, 08:45 AM

I wonder who annoyed the so much and on what board?

MeatPounder · 2006-01-11, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by tigermom

I wonder who annoyed the so much and on what board?

I think Someone was picking on GW on GFI

quest · 2006-01-11, 01:53 PM

Wonder if those Yahoo bots will stop,
it is annoying when a guy is tring to look at a chick on her webcam.

Wonder if that happened to GW too

Ben

spacemanspiff · 2006-01-13, 08:35 AM

I'm really annoyed by that law, and I learned about it through the internet.

Heads must roll!!!

sue-fl · 2006-01-13, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by odysseus

Goddamn stupid f'ing... God, the more I read about this crap the more it just boils me. I'm hereby volunteering my services to anyone who needs someone annoyed. I vow to use my real name and annoy someone in a proplerly legal manner. So, If there's anyone you need annoyed, just let me know. I may even fart in their general direction and for a small donation, I will even taunt them a second time.

Now that was a great post, cracked me up big time

I won't even comment on the new law, you said it all!

Allfetish · 2006-01-13, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.

Politicians should stick to legislating things that they have some knowledge of. Geez.

spazlabz · 2006-01-16, 08:53 AM

so you annoy someone on a board
it gets reported to who? the FBI?
they have to take it seriously because its the law.
they invest hundreds of man hours, get court orders, takes weeks or months to finally find the annoyers IP (assuming of course they didnt use a proxy to engage in this now illegal activity)
make the arrest, spend months getting to trial, setting up a prosecuter with all the evidence, and wham!
Your busted with the annoyance law... YOU SCUM

its absurd....mind boggling the priorities this administration has.

spaz

IFRvideo · 2006-01-23, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Guess it's a good thing I never insult or annoy anyone.

Good for for you UW.

I find the people of flame and bash are always cowards, and in real life butt ugly.

You notice the people who don't dis usually have their picture on their icon, or on the site that they produce.

Ahh.. but the flamers and icons posers DON'T produce, they just sign up for other people's programs who do... and suck pennies off...

hence their jealousy, cowardness and mean spiritedness.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirMoby

MadMax (if that is your real name), I find your post very annoying. I'm calling the cops right now

Sir Moby, can I buy some fish sticks from you for lunch? No microwave, you have to put those in the oven.

It DOES suck, people on sex sites like this should be filled with [good sex energy], not negative [I live at home and hate it energy].

Greenguy · 2006-01-23, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by IFRvideo

...You notice the people who don't dis usually have their picture on their icon, or on the site that they produce...

Some dried weeds, an iron butterfly & a ben-wa ball.

IFRvideo · 2006-01-23, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Greenguy

Some dried weeds, an iron butterfly & a ben-wa ball.

1. Dried weeds -

GG, we have seen you smoke

! No! you aren't anti-ganja...

2. Iron Butterfly

The band or the app? Can't respond until I know.

3. Ben-Wa Balls

Well friend, you are close. Not Ben-Wa balls, they are called "Healthy Balls" they are much larger.

http://megahealthonline.com/product_...95a3e1fcbc318f

GG, you take these two sets of large steel balls in both hands and you have to rotate them so they don't touch each other and spin in opposite directions.

AT THE SAME TIME. I bet most super bowl players couldn't do that! Can icon guys? (It helps you with sex.)

You know you can do that GG! We've seen you.

No! you aren't anti-health balls.

I am glad to see all the transsexual ads you guys are pumpin.' We also have a line:

http://www.xsfilmsnyc.com/ifr/010.html

"excellent"

2006-01-10, 05:53 PM	#1
MadMax "Without evil there can be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes" ~ Satan Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Motor City, baby, where carjacking was invented! Now GIMME THOSE SHOES! Posts: 2,385	Forget 2257, THIS is How We're All Ending Up In Jail Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime. It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity. In other words, it's OK to flame someone on a mailing list or in a blog as long as you do it under your real name. Thank Congress for small favors, I guess. http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-anno...3-6022491.html We're in trouble now, the likes of Talleywhacker will be reporting us to the feds

2006-01-10, 06:24 PM	#3
Lemmy You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Next door to a kid with a moped. Posts: 1,492	OK, I'm off to make an annoying post about the dumbass in the White House on my blog. __________________ BUY MY PORNSITES!

2006-01-10, 07:29 PM	#6
Greenguy The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo) Posts: 41,929	Please PM me your username change requests so that you can feel free to bash people __________________ Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network

2006-01-10, 07:30 PM	#7
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Guess it's a good thing I never insult or annoy anyone. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-01-10, 07:31 PM	#8
Bagpuss Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know? Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 10	It's good to see Bush clamping down on the real dangers of the internet. Never mind the pedos and the spammers, get those damn flamers! __________________ $20 for each genuine free join! FHG & HFS

2006-01-10, 06:03 PM	#2
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	What is talleywhackers' name? Alex

2006-01-10, 07:08 PM	#4
SirMoby Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 2,706	MadMax (if that is your real name), I find your post very annoying. I'm calling the cops right now

2006-01-10, 07:38 PM	#9
odysseus Lord help me, I'm just not that bright Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 101	Goddamn stupid f'ing... God, the more I read about this crap the more it just boils me. I'm hereby volunteering my services to anyone who needs someone annoyed. I vow to use my real name and annoy someone in a proplerly legal manner. So, If there's anyone you need annoyed, just let me know. I may even fart in their general direction and for a small donation, I will even taunt them a second time. __________________ Eric

2006-01-10, 10:56 PM	#11
Maj. Stress Progress rarely comes in buckets, it normally comes in teaspoons Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dark Side Of Naboo Posts: 1,289	If they arrest you did you really annoy somebody anonymously? haha, these guy are getting really pathetic.

2006-01-11, 04:35 AM	#13
urb All the way from Room 101 Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 3,557	Federal law doesn't apply to me, but to be honest this whole planet doesn't make sense. __________________

2006-01-11, 08:45 AM	#16
tigermom You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893	I wonder who annoyed the so much and on what board? __________________ XLEF

2006-01-11, 01:53 PM	#18
quest Trying is the first step towards failure Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: North of the Motor City, MI. Posts: 122	Wonder if those Yahoo bots will stop, it is annoying when a guy is tring to look at a chick on her webcam. Wonder if that happened to GW too Ben

2006-01-13, 08:35 AM	#19
spacemanspiff Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Looz-e-anna Posts: 1,015	I'm really annoyed by that law, and I learned about it through the internet. Heads must roll!!! __________________ Submit your free sites to Free Sex Pics

2006-01-16, 08:53 AM	#22
spazlabz You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Bluegrass State Posts: 963	so you annoy someone on a board it gets reported to who? the FBI? they have to take it seriously because its the law. they invest hundreds of man hours, get court orders, takes weeks or months to finally find the annoyers IP (assuming of course they didnt use a proxy to engage in this now illegal activity) make the arrest, spend months getting to trial, setting up a prosecuter with all the evidence, and wham! Your busted with the annoyance law... YOU SCUM its absurd....mind boggling the priorities this administration has. spaz __________________