A Public Service to My Friends

Lisa · 2006-02-10, 08:13 AM

I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

______Scotch and water
______Glass of wine
______Margarita
______Martini
______Steak and baked potato
______Chicken fried steak and cream gravy
______Mexican food
______Hamburger and fries
______Pizza
______The remote control
______Bowl of ice cream
______Double Espresso
______Chocolate
______Sex
______Personal Selection: ____________________________________

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Notarized by: ____________________________
Date: ___________

Surfn · 2006-02-10, 08:24 AM

I gotta get me one of those Lisa

MrYum · 2006-02-10, 11:28 AM

I'd have to re-order the list...SEX has gotta be near the TOP! But it definitely has most of the right ingredients

SirMoby · 2006-02-10, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

______Chicken fried steak and cream gravy

You sure you're not from around here? That's one of my favorites (with eggs of course)

You forgot to mention a free pass to a porn site in your list but you're on the right track for sure

ecchi · 2006-02-15, 02:55 PM

Scotch and water" !!! "Scotch and water"!!! The day I even let someone put water in my scotch, let alone ask for it, is the day they can pull the plug.

(And to show how incensed I got at the idea of putting water in scotch (still a capital offence in Scotland I believe), it has taken me three edits to correct all the typos in my original post.)

2006-02-10, 08:13 AM	#1
Lisa I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 83	A Public Service to My Friends I, __________________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: ______Scotch and water ______Glass of wine ______Margarita ______Martini ______Steak and baked potato ______Chicken fried steak and cream gravy ______Mexican food ______Hamburger and fries ______Pizza ______The remote control ______Bowl of ice cream ______Double Espresso ______Chocolate ______Sex ______Personal Selection: ____________________________________ It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day. Notarized by: ____________________________ Date: ___________

2006-02-10, 08:24 AM	#2
Surfn If you don’t take a chance the Angels won’t dance Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Earth on occasion Posts: 8,812	I gotta get me one of those Lisa __________________ Surfn's Links Are you a partner?

2006-02-10, 11:28 AM	#3
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2006-02-15, 02:55 PM	#5
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Scotch and water" !!! "Scotch and water"!!! The day I even let someone put water in my scotch, let alone ask for it, is the day they can pull the plug. (And to show how incensed I got at the idea of putting water in scotch (still a capital offence in Scotland I believe), it has taken me three edits to correct all the typos in my original post.) Last edited by ecchi; 2006-02-15 at 03:00 PM..