You know you've been in porn too long when...

RawAlex · 2006-03-10, 11:58 PM

Well, I knew I had working in strip clubs too long when I stopped noticing that the girls were naked, but I really loved seeing them in street clothes.

I do find myself checking girls out on the basis of "would she look good in a porn movie", which is a little weird by itself.

I have a problem when working with PHP, instead of mysql_fetch_row I end up typing mysql_fetish_row...

Just one of those things.

Alex

Mr Exotic · 2006-03-11, 12:06 AM

I'm a big Cubs fan and read the Cubs message board on a daily basis. Well when they had Corey Patterson everyone reffered to him as "CP", well we all know that when we see "CP" our eyes light up and something triggers in our brain. (aint gonna put the actaul words on the board, but we all know what I mean)

MrYum · 2006-03-11, 12:19 AM

I frequently type the wrong words...

Sent an email to my ex a couple weeks ago...was talking about my dog who I sometimes refer to as a puppy. Gee, as a porn slinger...can ya guess what I typed???

You got it! PUSSY! She responded back laughing...good thing we're still friends

Have to really watch myself when communicating with folks outside the biz though. There are several other words I mess up on...but it's late...I'm tired and can't think of em at the moment

2006-03-11, 12:06 AM	#2
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2006-03-11, 12:19 AM	#3
MrYum Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs! Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sunny Florida! Posts: 5,108	I frequently type the wrong words... Sent an email to my ex a couple weeks ago...was talking about my dog who I sometimes refer to as a puppy. Gee, as a porn slinger...can ya guess what I typed??? You got it! PUSSY! She responded back laughing...good thing we're still friends Have to really watch myself when communicating with folks outside the biz though. There are several other words I mess up on...but it's late...I'm tired and can't think of em at the moment __________________ Porno Flixxx Submissions SOTI Site Submissions Free Porn Resource Submissions

2006-03-10, 11:58 PM	#1
RawAlex Took the hint. Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,597	Well, I knew I had working in strip clubs too long when I stopped noticing that the girls were naked, but I really loved seeing them in street clothes. I do find myself checking girls out on the basis of "would she look good in a porn movie", which is a little weird by itself. I have a problem when working with PHP, instead of mysql_fetch_row I end up typing mysql_fetish_row... Just one of those things. Alex