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Old 2006-04-15, 09:24 AM   #1
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Is this the day we learn why this is not good?

"HEy!, is more dissolute woman slut for tearing
so much you must now!!! Go you in for see whoor
girl make sex not clothes with very actions!!!"


Looking forward much to the show

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Old 2006-04-15, 09:54 AM   #2
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No need for me to attend today since I don't talk to my surfers. I learned a long time ago it's more effective to threaten them
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Old 2006-04-15, 10:29 AM   #3
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Do you talk to the surfer?
Surfer: Got a webcam
Doc: it's not hooked up

Surfer: How much do you charge?
Doc: 4.99/per minute

Surfer: Don't you do this for free??
Doc: No

Surfer: I'm coming to Vegas. Can we have Sex?
Doc: 1500 per hour and it's with a skinny ebony enchantress.

Surfer: Come on I have the best dick you've ever seen
Doc: I've seen over 10K -- i doubt yours is the BEST

Surfer: bitch
Doc: you betcha!!

That's how I talk to surfers.
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Old 2006-04-15, 07:44 PM   #4
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Doc: 1500 per hour and it's with a skinny ebony enchantress.
How much if I make it quick and don't bore her with a lot of chit chat?
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Old 2006-04-16, 09:52 AM   #5
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How much if I make it quick and don't bore her with a lot of chit chat?
You chit chat? i never noticed....
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Old 2006-04-15, 09:30 PM   #6
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Originally Posted by docholly
Surfer: Got a webcam
Doc: it's not hooked up

Surfer: How much do you charge?
Doc: 4.99/per minute

Surfer: Don't you do this for free??
Doc: No

Surfer: I'm coming to Vegas. Can we have Sex?
Doc: 1500 per hour and it's with a skinny ebony enchantress.

Surfer: Come on I have the best dick you've ever seen
Doc: I've seen over 10K -- i doubt yours is the BEST

Surfer: bitch
Doc: you betcha!!

That's how I talk to surfers.
Give em hell Doc
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