Goddamn that pimpdog guy is a dick...

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Uhh, duh...I could tell you were being a dick.

You did mean to say I was acting like a dick? Because I am not the one that runs in and out this board pissing on the floor. Only a real dick would do that.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Apparently you are intelligent enough to grasp the sarcam.

Yes, someone taught me how to read and write.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. Who knows.

I was making an effort to say something nice before blasting you.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

And you are?

No, not at all. I openly admit and have stated publicly on this board that I am a small player in this business. However, I am appreciative of the trust and the respect that I have from my fellow webmasters. Even if I was highly successful, I doubt if I would go around telling folks. I enjoy being just another redneck from Mississippi. I can retain friends longer that way as it is always best to expect friends to look down rather than up. They can get a much nicer view of the real person.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Why do you submit freesites to me if I suck so bad? You send some real mixed signals.

First, I never said you sucked. Without calling your name, I implied that you were an egotistical prick . I have submitted to you in the past for two reasons: 1) I am a whore and 2) daretwo is a good member of this board and I like him. However, submitting to you is not that important to me so I can and will stop. You don't even have to ask. (Damn there goes the grand babies' shoes)

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I hammered that guy pretty good, nobody else has done that.

I know that feeling. It takes balls to go public with a pissing contest and you never know which skunk will win. Most likely both will lose something. Anyway, who gives a shit about you hammering the guy? That was old news to this board. It sounds personal to me and I think you should have pissed on your own floor or gone to the zoo.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

LOL - Anytime you want to cowboy.

I am not a cowboy. Played one before but not in this business. I assume that you are implying here that I meant someone needed to open a drum of whoop ass on you. Not at all! I meant that you need to take a hard look at your tactics. Too late for an ass whooping as you can probably grow pubic hair by now. Anyway, it was just some friendly advice. I know since you did not ask for advice it is not worth a damn.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

...we've grown to be a big program with it...

A typical comment from you. We are happy that you are successful and truly wish you future success, but give us a break. We know you are a fantastic musician, a great author, SEO guru, owner of a big link list, master statistician, a busy man, soon to be worth millions and anything else that you have shared with us. Around here being XXXJay will do.

Finally, remember that NATS' thread that you started ages ago? Did it ever occur to you that some knowledgable folks were willing to help you with a solution? No you just pissed and left. So I get this nice email from Sammy and Brett, updating me and saying thanks for my small input. I then emailed your program asking when the encode/unencode feature would be turn on. They didn't have a clue as to what I was speaking of. Emailed your guy back and pointed him to your thread here. It was like, bastard child, we have version 2 installed so fuck off. So I said to self, "Self, fuck a bunch of egotistical pricks" and never took a look again until a few minutes ago. The feature is not there. You started some shit but when the fix was made you never installed it. The feature is on most if not all the other NATS users' sites and I have been told by many that the feature is installed as a default. Got to be a reason for keeping those bull shit codes.

Jay, we can stop this at any point. I had much rather be known as a good ole boy.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You did mean to say I was acting like a dick? Because I am not the one that runs in and out this board pissing on the floor. Only a real dick would do that.

Dude. You really have no clue about me.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Yes, someone taught me how to read and write.

Yeah man, I know 2nd grade is considered your senior year in Mississippi. (sorry Linkster...)

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I was making an effort to say something nice before blasting you.

You blasted me? Where?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

|No, not at all. I openly admit and have stated publicly on this board that I am a small player in this business.

OK.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, I am appreciative of the trust and the respect that I have from my fellow webmasters. Even if I was highly successful, I doubt if I would go around telling folks. I enjoy being just another redneck from Mississippi. I can retain friends longer that way as it is always best to expect friends to look down rather than up.

I am a redneck from Georgia. Always good me chat with a fellow Southerner.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

First, I never said you sucked. Without calling your name, I implied that you were an egotistical prick..

Whatever dude. I got the message loud and clear.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I have submitted to you in the past for two reasons: 1) I am a whore.

So you want to insult me out of one side of my mouth and take my traffic out the other? "Whore" is a poor choice of words..."idiot", "leach", and "hypocryte" come to mind quickly. I'm sure I can come up with a lot more.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

and 2) daretwo is a good member of this board and I like him..

LOL...yeah, Daretwo is great. Ask him who pays him every week, on time, would gladly lend him money, gives him nice bonuses on holidays, and pretty much lets him keep his own schedule?

I'm not a good member of this board? I know I've gotten in beefs with a person or two here (including Greenguy), but all of that has been settled. I've supported this board since day one and wil continue to. A link to GG&Jim is on every page a webmaster sees after submission, on my resource page, bought advertsing, and if they have a problem with being listed...I send them here. End of story.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, submitting to you is not that important to me so I can and will stop..

I don't care one way or the other. I not going to blacklist you.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You don't even have to ask. (Damn there goes the grand babies' shoes).

Stop if you want to stop, submit if you want to submit...I see that you have quite a few sites listen in the queue already.

I hope you enjoyed the sales. Even if it did come from a scumbag like myself.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I know that feeling. It takes balls to go public with a pissing contest and you never know which skunk will win. Most likely both will lose something..

As you will soon learn.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, who gives a shit about you hammering the guy? That was old news to this board. It sounds personal to me and I think you should have pissed on your own floor or gone to the zoo..

Sorry, when you piss on a very good friends grave like that asshole did it really adds insult to injury. I hope you are never in the same situation.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am not a cowboy. Played one before but not in this business..

Brokeback Mountain perhaps?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I assume that you are implying here that I meant someone needed to open a drum of whoop ass on you..

Nah, not at all. You don't have the guts.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Not at all! I meant that you need to take a hard look at your tactics. Too late for an ass whooping as you can probably grow pubic hair by now..

LOL - from whom?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, it was just some friendly advice. I know since you did not ask for advice it is not worth a damn..

I am breaking out my notebook.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

A typical comment from you. We are happy that you are successful and truly wish you future success, but give us a break. We know you are a fantastic musician, a great author, SEO guru, owner of a big link list, master statistician, a busy man.

And having talent is wrong, why?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Finally, remember that NATS' thread that you started ages ago?

No.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Did it ever occur to you that some knowledgable folks were willing to help you with a solution?.

If it is the unencrypted link code that you speak of. We were the first ones to have them. We were the 4th client NATS ever had. We also found those codes to be buggier than a Mississippi swamp. That is why we do not use them currently...sales we being lost, credited to wrong affiliates, all kinds of shit.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

No you just pissed and left. So I get this nice email from Sammy and Brett, updating me and saying thanks for my small input. I then emailed your program asking when the encode/unencode feature would be turn on..

See above.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

They didn't have a clue as to what I was speaking of. Emailed your guy back and pointed him to your thread here. It was like, bastard child, we have version 2 installed so fuck off. So I said to self, "Self, fuck a bunch of egotistical pricks" and never took a look again until a few minutes ago. The feature is not there. You started some shit but when the fix was made you never installed it. The feature is on most if not all the other NATS users' sites and I have been told by many that the feature is installed as a default. Got to be a reason for keeping those bull shit codes..

Yes, they don't work correctly. This becomes even more apparent when you are running a few hundred sales a day through NATS. If you look at most NATS programs now, you will see that they are no longer there. We are getting Version 3 this week, I'll let you know how it goes.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Jay, we can stop this at any point. I had much rather be known as a good ole boy.

Hell yeah buddy...last I checked there wasn't anything "good" about you. In fact, if you want to see the arrogant prick in this thread...you had better go grab a mirror. Fact is, I don't know anything about you other than Dare was listing your sites, you had bashed me a bunch (quite rudely) about my 2257 views (which I've wound up being right about so far...I'll be at the FSC meeting Thursday if you need to know what goes on), and you and your cronies have pretty much pissed on me at every opportunity.

You can say I'm egotistical or whatever you want, but last I checked being smart, talented, or successful isn't a crime…and, after all, not so long ago…I was just a little webmaster from the South…just like you.

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Hell, I enjoy it.

If you want to stop...thats cool too.

[Useless]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Hell, I enjoy it.

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck. Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash. You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here. Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

You never come here to help anyone. You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!" Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter. The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks. Grow up.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck. Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash. You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here. Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

You never come here to help anyone. You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!" Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter. The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks. Grow up.

I just don't get it...I go this whole thread without name calling, without accusing anyone of being haters...I get called an arrogant prick or whatever...and now I get crucified for having a small degree of success in this business?

I don't get it. Should I just submit free sites for the rest of my life? Then would I have your respect? Maybe you should screw a few chciks, get a tat...drink a beer or something.

The whole reason I started this thread is becasue I was curious what PD did to get banned over here and I got some answers.

I stopped beefing with him on GFY becasue the shit would go on forever. We're not freinds. We don't do business. I don't send him or anyone he's affilaited with any traffic.

I really don't understand all of the frush.

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck.

I'm crestfallen.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash.

Stop submitting then.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here.

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

Very mature.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You never come here to help anyone.

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!"

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter.

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Grow up.

Wouldn't if I could.

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

[Greenguy]

[Useless]

Listen, you dumb fuck - let me just start by saying that YOU HAVE ALREADY REPLIED and I didn't bother posting back to you. I already let you have the last word. I'm good that way, I don't need the last word. I've already said all that I intended on saying, but since you seem to have some sick fucking need to continue the drama, you dysfunctional bastard, here goes....

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I'm crestfallen.

As am I.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Stop submitting then.

Um, check your records. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I submitted anything to anyone? I know you love thinking that everyone is dependent on your oh-so-wonderful traffic, but guess what smart ass - I'm not. This is nothing more than a schoolyard shouting match to me. I don't need you you or childish pierced face for a fucking thing. I'm not some goddamned sheep who is afraid to tell you what I think of you cause I'm afraid you'll pull my links. This is me saying go for it. Drop whatever listing you still have of mine. I'm sure you're sending simply tons of traffic all this time later.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Like I give one solid fuck, you name-dropping douche sipping retard. I don't do any business with any of them and, oddly enough, I still sleep well at night. Doesn't mean I don't respect them - and they know I do - but their business with you effects me less than an outbreak of anal warts in Mongolia.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Sorry Jay, but real life isn't a reality show. There's no tribal meetings here. You can do what you want. Come and go as you please. You obviously don't give two fucks about what people really think of you, especailly those you "do a lot of good business with". You just keep working on projecting that rock star image of yours with hopes that some newbies will fall for all your bullshit. "Oh, he's so cool!"

Originally Posted by xxxjay

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Maybe eons ago, but you've been nothing but a bitch for a long time here. Let me think for a moment...what was the problem..? Oh yeah, you spammed the fuck out this board when OC first launched without ever purchasing advertising as promised. I believe the on board fallout from that was what suddenly sent you packing to other pastures.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Um, what? Speaking of childish...I think someone needs his diaper changed.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

And that's the first fucking thing you've said here that I can agree with.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

That's not me in the avatar - I'm dead sexy. Of course, I haven't added to my natural features with ink and gold, but luckily I don't suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

BTW - don't let this little tiff make you think that I won't let you buy me a drink if we ever meet sometime. I prefer Corona with lime. Yes, I know - it's a little gay, but that's what I like. (the beer, not the gay thing)

[GonZo]

Since you dont have a popcorn one...

|bus|

[Surfn]

Originally Posted by GonZo

Since you dont have a popcorn one...

|bus|

Click on MORE | popcorn | without the spaces works too

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Listen, you dumb fuck - let me just start by saying that YOU HAVE ALREADY REPLIED and I didn't bother posting back to you. I already let you have the last word. I'm good that way, I don't need the last word. I've already said all that I intended on saying, but since you seem to have some sick fucking need to continue the drama, you dysfunctional bastard, here goes....

Here goes nothing.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

As am I.
Um, check your records. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I submitted anything to anyone? I know you love thinking that everyone is dependent on your oh-so-wonderful traffic, but guess what smart ass - I'm not. This is nothing more than a schoolyard shouting match to me. I don't need you you or childish pierced face for a fucking thing. I'm not some goddamned sheep who is afraid to tell you what I think of you cause I'm afraid you'll pull my links. This is me saying go for it. Drop whatever listing you still have of mine. I'm sure you're sending simply tons of traffic all this time later.

Whoa, sorry just assumed you did. You boty Chop has had over 200 listings with me, your head is pretty far up his ass, so I assumed you did too.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Like I give one solid fuck

Try eating a bannana.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

you name-dropping douche sipping retard.

Douche sipping? Is that a new martini?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I don't do any business with any of them and, oddly enough, I still sleep well at night.

Too bad, they are good guys.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Doesn't mean I don't respect them - and they know I do - but their business with you effects me less than an outbreak of anal warts in Mongolia.

Dude, you should totally write for the "Family Guy"! Remember that time Peter got Anal Warts in Mongolia...

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sorry Jay, but real life isn't a reality show. There's no tribal meetings here. You can do what you want. Come and go as you please. You obviously don't give two fucks about what people really think of you, especailly those you "do a lot of good business with". You just keep working on projecting that rock star image of yours with hopes that some newbies will fall for all your bullshit. "Oh, he's so cool!"

Dude that's just the way I am. Would you be happier if I was a "useless" bitter old cantankerous dillwad like yourself?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Maybe eons ago, but you've been nothing but a bitch for a long time here. Let me think for a moment...what was the problem..? Oh yeah, you spammed the fuck out this board when OC first launched without ever purchasing advertising as promised. I believe the on board fallout from that was what suddenly sent you packing to other pastures.

Wow, let's beat that dead horse again. And FYI, we did buy advertising (and will again), just not on the schedule promised, and I regret that, but I did keep my word. Jim and Greenguy are over it. Why aren't you?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Um, what? Speaking of childish...I think someone needs his diaper changed. And that's the first fucking thing you've said here that I can agree with. That's not me in the avatar - I'm dead sexy. Of course, I haven't added to my natural features with ink and gold, but luckily I don't suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

English please.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

BTW - don't let this little tiff make you think that I won't let you buy me a drink if we ever meet sometime. I prefer Corona with lime. Yes, I know - it's a little gay, but that's what I like. (the beer, not the gay thing)

I like Corona and lime too. You can get me a Bug Light.

[koolkat]

This thread is starting to get a little old... why don't we try to act like adults here and stop bashing each other. Hell, if we are going to bash someone, let's at least do it behind their back! |badidea|

[Useless]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Dude that's just the way I am. Would you be happier if I was a "useless" bitter old cantankerous dillwad like yourself?

Whoa Nelly! Hold on now, damn it. I can take pretty much any type of insult or name calling, as I'm sure you can too, but 'old' is where I draw the line. Man, that just isn't fair. I'm 35 and will be 36 in December. Let's just get that straight.