Goddamn that pimpdog guy is a dick...

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I've made my final decision. Jay - you are a rotten fuck.

I'm crestfallen.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Feel free to go fuck yourself, your traffic, and OC Cash.

Stop submitting then.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You are certainly not needed here, and I have the impression that you are not wanted here.

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Go away and play with your shit-tossing monkey brethren at the zoo.

Very mature.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You never come here to help anyone.

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

You just strut in screaming, "Look at my balls! Look at my cock! They're wonderful!"

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Well, good for you and all of your wonderful successes. Hope life is good in that little golden closet you live in. I'd like to be there the day you step outside of it to the startling realization that you are the only one who sees the glitter.

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

The rest of just see some tattooed kid who still thinks a man is made of the girls he screws and the beers he drinks.

I'll take that as a compliment.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Grow up.

Wouldn't if I could.

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

[Greenguy]

[Useless]

Listen, you dumb fuck - let me just start by saying that YOU HAVE ALREADY REPLIED and I didn't bother posting back to you. I already let you have the last word. I'm good that way, I don't need the last word. I've already said all that I intended on saying, but since you seem to have some sick fucking need to continue the drama, you dysfunctional bastard, here goes....

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I'm crestfallen.

As am I.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Stop submitting then.

Um, check your records. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I submitted anything to anyone? I know you love thinking that everyone is dependent on your oh-so-wonderful traffic, but guess what smart ass - I'm not. This is nothing more than a schoolyard shouting match to me. I don't need you you or childish pierced face for a fucking thing. I'm not some goddamned sheep who is afraid to tell you what I think of you cause I'm afraid you'll pull my links. This is me saying go for it. Drop whatever listing you still have of mine. I'm sure you're sending simply tons of traffic all this time later.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You're right, I'm not. I do a lot of good business with Ramster, Linkster, Bill, and a number of other guys on this board.

Like I give one solid fuck, you name-dropping douche sipping retard. I don't do any business with any of them and, oddly enough, I still sleep well at night. Doesn't mean I don't respect them - and they know I do - but their business with you effects me less than an outbreak of anal warts in Mongolia.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Do you all want to get together and vote me off the island? If you do that successfully...I'll never post again.

Sorry Jay, but real life isn't a reality show. There's no tribal meetings here. You can do what you want. Come and go as you please. You obviously don't give two fucks about what people really think of you, especailly those you "do a lot of good business with". You just keep working on projecting that rock star image of yours with hopes that some newbies will fall for all your bullshit. "Oh, he's so cool!"

Originally Posted by xxxjay

That fucking bullshit. I've given SE advice, answered stats questions, ask Bill Eichman who the only person who never dropped a link trade was, and I've helped people get listed. Yeah, I may have slowed down, but I'm also spread a lot thinner than I used to be.

Maybe eons ago, but you've been nothing but a bitch for a long time here. Let me think for a moment...what was the problem..? Oh yeah, you spammed the fuck out this board when OC first launched without ever purchasing advertising as promised. I believe the on board fallout from that was what suddenly sent you packing to other pastures.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Please wake up from your homosexual fantasy.

Um, what? Speaking of childish...I think someone needs his diaper changed.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

You should put that on a Hallmark Card.

And that's the first fucking thing you've said here that I can agree with.

Originally Posted by xxxjay

BTW: You look kind of like Les Claypool from Primus.

That's not me in the avatar - I'm dead sexy. Of course, I haven't added to my natural features with ink and gold, but luckily I don't suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

BTW - don't let this little tiff make you think that I won't let you buy me a drink if we ever meet sometime. I prefer Corona with lime. Yes, I know - it's a little gay, but that's what I like. (the beer, not the gay thing)

[GonZo]

Since you dont have a popcorn one...

|bus|

[Surfn]

Originally Posted by GonZo

Since you dont have a popcorn one...

|bus|

Click on MORE | popcorn | without the spaces works too

[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Listen, you dumb fuck - let me just start by saying that YOU HAVE ALREADY REPLIED and I didn't bother posting back to you. I already let you have the last word. I'm good that way, I don't need the last word. I've already said all that I intended on saying, but since you seem to have some sick fucking need to continue the drama, you dysfunctional bastard, here goes....

Here goes nothing.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

As am I.
Um, check your records. Do you have any idea how long it's been since I submitted anything to anyone? I know you love thinking that everyone is dependent on your oh-so-wonderful traffic, but guess what smart ass - I'm not. This is nothing more than a schoolyard shouting match to me. I don't need you you or childish pierced face for a fucking thing. I'm not some goddamned sheep who is afraid to tell you what I think of you cause I'm afraid you'll pull my links. This is me saying go for it. Drop whatever listing you still have of mine. I'm sure you're sending simply tons of traffic all this time later.

Whoa, sorry just assumed you did. You boty Chop has had over 200 listings with me, your head is pretty far up his ass, so I assumed you did too.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Like I give one solid fuck

Try eating a bannana.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

you name-dropping douche sipping retard.

Douche sipping? Is that a new martini?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I don't do any business with any of them and, oddly enough, I still sleep well at night.

Too bad, they are good guys.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Doesn't mean I don't respect them - and they know I do - but their business with you effects me less than an outbreak of anal warts in Mongolia.

Dude, you should totally write for the "Family Guy"! Remember that time Peter got Anal Warts in Mongolia...

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sorry Jay, but real life isn't a reality show. There's no tribal meetings here. You can do what you want. Come and go as you please. You obviously don't give two fucks about what people really think of you, especailly those you "do a lot of good business with". You just keep working on projecting that rock star image of yours with hopes that some newbies will fall for all your bullshit. "Oh, he's so cool!"

Dude that's just the way I am. Would you be happier if I was a "useless" bitter old cantankerous dillwad like yourself?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Maybe eons ago, but you've been nothing but a bitch for a long time here. Let me think for a moment...what was the problem..? Oh yeah, you spammed the fuck out this board when OC first launched without ever purchasing advertising as promised. I believe the on board fallout from that was what suddenly sent you packing to other pastures.

Wow, let's beat that dead horse again. And FYI, we did buy advertising (and will again), just not on the schedule promised, and I regret that, but I did keep my word. Jim and Greenguy are over it. Why aren't you?

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Um, what? Speaking of childish...I think someone needs his diaper changed. And that's the first fucking thing you've said here that I can agree with. That's not me in the avatar - I'm dead sexy. Of course, I haven't added to my natural features with ink and gold, but luckily I don't suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.

English please.

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

BTW - don't let this little tiff make you think that I won't let you buy me a drink if we ever meet sometime. I prefer Corona with lime. Yes, I know - it's a little gay, but that's what I like. (the beer, not the gay thing)

I like Corona and lime too. You can get me a Bug Light.

[koolkat]

This thread is starting to get a little old... why don't we try to act like adults here and stop bashing each other. Hell, if we are going to bash someone, let's at least do it behind their back! |badidea|

[Chop Smith]

Originally Posted by koolkat

This thread is starting to get a little old... why don't we try to act like adults here and stop bashing each other. Hell, if we are going to bash someone, let's at least do it behind their back! |badidea|

Feel free to throw in a at anytime.

Originally Posted by spookyx

...I met Jay last year at internext and I did not get that opinion at all. In fact he was very pleasant and friendly.

I am pleased that your first impression of Jay was good. Perhaps I approached him wrong. Perhaps he was fucked up. The only thing I know is that he was an invited guest at a party that I was allowed to co-host. After he made his grand entrance, I watched for an opportunity to approach him. I introduced myself and handed him my crappy t-shirt that I had for all board members. 'Til this day has he said nice to meet you, thanks for the shirt, kiss my ass, nothing. I turned to a highly respected webmaster and said "What an egotistical prick". The other webmaster acknowledged affirmative and it was finished.

Originally Posted by spookyx

I do wish all this xxxjay, UW and chop bashing would stop, since I consider all of the above my friends.

Spookyx, I hope we always remain friends. If you are friends with Jay, I respect that without reservations and would never attempt to impose my opinion of him on you.

[koolkat]

Now I'm really going to fuck things up here... quoting quotes in quotes!

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Feel free to throw in a at anytime.

Here you go Chop...

[Useless]

Originally Posted by koolkat

Here you go Chop...

Do you have an overload of exposed tattoos or facial piercings?

[Useless]

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Dude that's just the way I am. Would you be happier if I was a "useless" bitter old cantankerous dillwad like yourself?

Whoa Nelly! Hold on now, damn it. I can take pretty much any type of insult or name calling, as I'm sure you can too, but 'old' is where I draw the line. Man, that just isn't fair. I'm 35 and will be 36 in December. Let's just get that straight.

[MeatPounder]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Whoa Nelly! Hold on now, damn it. I can take pretty much any type of insult or name calling, as I'm sure you can too, but 'old' is where I draw the line. Man, that just isn't fair. I'm 35 and will be 36 in December. Let's just get that straight.

35?



Damn your old

[ecchi]

Originally Posted by MeatPounder

35?
Damn your old

Those of us who are well past 35 are now sitting in a corner sobbing.