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Old 2006-06-22, 11:04 AM   #2
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Be patient. Eventually, they'll want nothing to do with you - not the wife, not the kids, not the dogs.

I found it more difficult to convince the dogs that they'd be better off disliking me from afar. The wife was easy. She never bothers me. I assume she simply doesn't like me, but I've heard that she has some sort of sick fantasy in her pretty blonde head which makes her think that I may possibly succeed at this some day. (What a fucking fool.) With the kids, I have found a subtle balance between threatening the destruction of their XBox and the reward of McDonalds.

You too, will someday find this balance.
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