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			 Hi every one... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	damn i feel bad today   yesterday i drink too much of every thing   beer vodka wine, and something i don't remember, it is eve hard to write to me  (i thought that i can work today, but no    my head is like a i don't know something with a lot of pain ![]() well this is a just a regret... and a promise Never to drink SOOOOOOOOO much again  ((( | 
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		 I wish I had $1.00 everytime I said that. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 The miracle cure. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
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 Next time: chug a bunch of water, and take 1 aspirin before you pass out. You'll still be sick as a dog, but at least your head will be clear... well... as clear as it can be when you're still drunk from the previous night's drinks. ![]() 
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			 ...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun 
			
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Wondering why I saw this post on several forums... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? 
			
			
		
			
			
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		 Im not drinking till the next glass is put down in front of me...mines a double JD 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I haven't had a hangover since July 11th 2003 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			Have a feeling I'll have a doosey July 13th 2006 ![]() 
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			 A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! 
			
			
		
			
			
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    but not SOOOOOMuch again ![]()  | 
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			 A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! 
			
			
		
			
			
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 hehe, never say never ![]()  | 
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		 I always hear that from my friends that they will never drink again if they got drunk but they're still drinking. you'll just say that if you really drunk, my only advise is try to control it because you're the one who will suffer. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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