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[Useless]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

UW, are you half as funny in person as you are in writing? I'd pay good money to see you do standup.

Sadly no. By all accounts, I'm rather dull in person. I don't do standup, but I am willing to publicly masturbate for $10. Throw in an extra $10 and I'll publicly masturbate someone else.

[virgohippy]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Sadly no. By all accounts, I'm rather dull in person. I don't do standup, but I am willing to publicly masturbate for $10. Throw in an extra $10 and I'll publicly masturbate someone else.

Oh yeah? How much to give a BJ to me and the guy who wanders my street in the middle of the night wearing nothing but dolphin shorts?

I heard your a real cocksucker.