Whoring Partner Alert!

Useless · 2006-08-19, 02:56 PM

I'm making DRASTIC back end changes over at the WW during this weekend. Hopefully I'll be done soon and the fantastic fucking submission page/portal/thing will be ready to rumble. However, I'm messing up left and right (HUGE surprise). So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!", then - try using "Useless" as a username along with your normal password. Yes - I have a very recent back up of the partner database, so everyone's info is safe. (even WarBot

) All should be back to normal, or even better, very soon. Fingers crossed. Revolution never comes easily.

virgohippy · 2006-08-19, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!"

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?

Useless · 2006-08-19, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

Is this an exclusive Useless feature?

I believe so.

I seem to have gotten past my early issues and am repeatedly wiping out my test account instead of everyone my partners.

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

virgohippy · 2006-08-19, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Just wait until you see the crazy nonsense I'm adding on. It will be so much more than a submission page - of course, that's assuming I don't get pissed and delete it all first.

You mean there's gonna be face cum-painting, and a hairy pussy petting zoo!?

Useless · 2006-08-20, 05:19 PM

Well, I'm calling the alert to an end.

Now then: that new partner submission area thingy is up and (fingers crossed) running. If any current partners would like to login and see if they can break it, by all means, be my guest.

KG Gary · 2006-08-20, 05:48 PM

Wow! Just logged in and I have to say that's a darned impressive feature that I'll be using for sure. I haven't tested anything yet though, but I'll be all over it soon & give feedback accordingly.

Seriously, I didn't expect this at all, I thought you were going to be changing the way the submittal page looked rather than creating a whole new...thingy!
Very nice indeed.
Thanks!

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 06:15 PM

I've spent weeks scheming up something similar to this, and now I won't be original because of you, you cocksucker!

Not that I had any clue of how to code it all anyway...

Oh, and thanks for the delicious nick: Deliciousnudes. I love it.

Does this mean I can link to my blog from my Deliciousnudes page, so long as I follow standard linking rules?

You really put a lot of thought into this UW. In light of having a vastly inferior creativity to yours, I'd like to rescind my cocksucker remark made in anger and now gleefully call you a cocksucker while in a state of awe.

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 06:17 PM

Oh, and about how long do I have to stuff my page before you go public?

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

Does this mean I can link to my blog from my Deliciousnudes page, so long as I follow standard linking rules?

Of course - you can link to anything that's not illegal from your page. Just click "Add Free Links" in your partner admin and it will all be incredibly obvious. Same goes for paysites. You have control over Links to Free Porn, Premium Site Links, and Blog sections. The script automatically flows in your your latest 25 free site/gallery links that I've accepted on WW. Every change you make appears instantly on your page, so you'll immediately see if you've fucked up.

I'm working on how to link to those partner pages from the main page of WW right now, so you'll have at least a few days to play with it. And you can add/edit/delete links and blog posts at any time. None of that will affect anything else published on WW.

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 06:39 PM

Now I can't even log in

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 06:42 PM

I don't see anything about requiring a reciprocal link for "Free Porn Site" listing. Are they not required, or should I link back to my personal WW page?

EDIT: Also, forgot to mention, I added a Premium Site, received the "added successfully" message deal type thing saying the info was recieved, but I don't see a "Premium Sites" list on my page. Anything I need to do on my end to get that up?

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazySy

Now I can't even log in

Poop! I'm looking into now.|shocking|

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

I don't see anything about requiring a reciprocal link for "Free Porn Site" listing. Are they not required, or should I link back to my personal WW page?

No recip required. It's just a page for you to link to whatever porn-type-stuff you want to.

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

EDIT: Also, forgot to mention, I added a Premium Site, received the "added successfully" message deal type thing saying the info was recieved, but I don't see a "Premium Sites" list on my page. Anything I need to do on my end to get that up?

I'm going to have a fun night. I'll peek at the script right after I see how I've locked out CrazySy.

Useless · 2006-08-20, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazySy

Now I can't even log in

I just logged in with your info without a problem.

Do you have cookies enabled on your browser?

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I'm going to have a fun night. I'll peek at the script right after I see how I've locked out CrazySy.

Oops... spoke too soon. I guess it just took a few minutes for your script to update?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

No recip required. It's just a page for you to link to whatever porn-type-stuff you want to.

Sounds like a good deal, though I may be interested in boosting the page a wee bit.

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 06:57 PM

Ooops.....I was using the wrong name

Thanks

[edit]removed name

[/edit]

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 07:00 PM

*pst* Might want to edit that last post to exclude your name CrazySy. *nudge nudge*

CrazySy · 2006-08-20, 07:03 PM

Thanks

ponygirl · 2006-08-20, 07:03 PM

OMG that's awesome UW! wow...uh, wow!

I love the custom page names too - wow (again), I can't think of how much work must have gone into this

be careful, you're going to lose your nick

Useless · 2006-08-20, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Oops... spoke too soon. I guess it just took a few minutes for your script to update?

Nope. No updating required. The lapse was how long it took me to figure out the bug.

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

be careful, you're going to lose your nick

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?

virgohippy · 2006-08-20, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

Nope. No updating required. The lapse was how long it took me to figure out the bug.

Nice! You're a quick one.

Useless · 2006-08-20, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Nice! You're a quick one.

Don't believe the shit my wife says. She's a liar and a whore.

Useless · 2006-08-20, 07:24 PM

Oh, I forgot, if anyone would like that custom page name changed to something else, let me know before we get to far with this. No more than 20 characters please. My fingers get tired.

ponygirl · 2006-08-20, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?

2006-08-19, 02:56 PM	#1
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Whoring Partner Alert! I'm making DRASTIC back end changes over at the WW during this weekend. Hopefully I'll be done soon and the fantastic fucking submission page/portal/thing will be ready to rumble. However, I'm messing up left and right (HUGE surprise). So, if you attempt to submit and the old submission form tells you that you aren't a partner - first, scream "FUCKING LIAR!", then - try using "Useless" as a username along with your normal password. Yes - I have a very recent back up of the partner database, so everyone's info is safe. (even WarBot ) All should be back to normal, or even better, very soon. Fingers crossed. Revolution never comes easily. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-08-20, 05:19 PM	#5
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Well, I'm calling the alert to an end. Now then: that new partner submission area thingy is up and (fingers crossed) running. If any current partners would like to login and see if they can break it, by all means, be my guest. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.

2006-08-20, 05:48 PM	#6
KG Gary I can now put whatever I want in this space Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: South East UK Posts: 744	Wow! Just logged in and I have to say that's a darned impressive feature that I'll be using for sure. I haven't tested anything yet though, but I'll be all over it soon & give feedback accordingly. Seriously, I didn't expect this at all, I thought you were going to be changing the way the submittal page looked rather than creating a whole new...thingy! Very nice indeed. Thanks! __________________ Sponsors that used to convert with freesites Over 700 clean freesites

2006-08-20, 06:15 PM	#7
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	Brilliant! I've spent weeks scheming up something similar to this, and now I won't be original because of you, you cocksucker! Not that I had any clue of how to code it all anyway... Oh, and thanks for the delicious nick: Deliciousnudes. I love it. Does this mean I can link to my blog from my Deliciousnudes page, so long as I follow standard linking rules? You really put a lot of thought into this UW. In light of having a vastly inferior creativity to yours, I'd like to rescind my cocksucker remark made in anger and now gleefully call you a cocksucker while in a state of awe. __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-08-20, 06:17 PM	#8
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	Oh, and about how long do I have to stuff my page before you go public? __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-08-20, 06:39 PM	#10
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Now I can't even log in __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists

2006-08-20, 06:42 PM	#11
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	I don't see anything about requiring a reciprocal link for "Free Porn Site" listing. Are they not required, or should I link back to my personal WW page? EDIT: Also, forgot to mention, I added a Premium Site, received the "added successfully" message deal type thing saying the info was recieved, but I don't see a "Premium Sites" list on my page. Anything I need to do on my end to get that up? __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy. Last edited by virgohippy; 2006-08-20 at 06:44 PM..

2006-08-20, 06:57 PM	#16
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Ooops.....I was using the wrong name Thanks [edit]removed name [/edit] __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists Last edited by CrazySy; 2006-08-20 at 07:03 PM..

2006-08-20, 07:00 PM	#17
virgohippy Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: California Posts: 1,679	pst Might want to edit that last post to exclude your name CrazySy. nudge nudge __________________ ~Warm and Fuzzy.

2006-08-20, 07:03 PM	#18
CrazySy There are no stupid questions, just stupid people! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: ME,USA Posts: 1,393	Thanks __________________ I Build Freesites - List of Active Link Lists

2006-08-20, 07:03 PM	#19
ponygirl on vacation Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 2,095	OMG that's awesome UW! wow...uh, wow! I love the custom page names too - wow (again), I can't think of how much work must have gone into this be careful, you're going to lose your nick __________________ Submit Your Porn I do CSS coding Hosting - JMB Scripts - Tube Site Resources

2006-08-20, 07:24 PM	#24
Useless Certified Nice Person Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Dirty Undies, NY Posts: 11,268	Oh, I forgot, if anyone would like that custom page name changed to something else, let me know before we get to far with this. No more than 20 characters please. My fingers get tired. __________________ Click here to purchase a bridge I'm selling.