What are you thinking about before fall asleep?

virgohippy · 2006-08-26, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemmy

I wonder whether I'll wake up in Heaven or Hell if I die in my sleep.

Which would you prefer? |shocking|

Lemmy · 2006-08-26, 03:22 PM

If all the religious nutnicks are going to Heaven I think I'd much rather spend eternity in Hell. I bet Heaven is a boring place where people just sit on clouds all day looking serene and thinking moral thoughts. Hell is probably much better for parties and sex.

virgohippy · 2006-08-26, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lemmy

If all the religious nutnicks are going to Heaven I think I'd much rather spend eternity in Hell. I bet Heaven is a boring place where people just sit on clouds all day looking serene and thinking moral thoughts. Hell is probably much better for parties and sex.

I thought you'd say as much.

Personally, I'd rather come back to life as Sandra Shine's favorite personal vibrator.

As your meta-afterlife consultant, I advice you to continue to be a sinful, lust driven person.

Lemmy · 2006-08-26, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by virgohippy

As your meta-afterlife consultant

Would that make you my . . . priest? If that's the case, bless me Father for I have sinned.

2006-08-26, 03:22 PM	#2
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