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A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
Join Date: Apr 2006
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What are you thinking about before fall asleep?
What are you thinking about before fall asleep? |idea|
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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PUSSY!
![]() Have you ever had that feeling that you can't tell if your dreaming or if you're really awake? I dream during the day sometimes... I work in my sleep sometimes... it's all the same. ![]() And I think about pussy a lot. ![]()
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Bonged
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I think about strangling the living shit out of lame-ass sig spammers that ask unbelievably inane questions in chat boards just to cover up their inablility to promote their product in ethical, productive, non-annoying manner.
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Ahhh ... sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: New Jersey, USA
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What, who, WTF!!
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: California
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Don't ask... just smile, nod, and for the love of God almighty, hold tight to both of your testicles!
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Former pr0n slinger.
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Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
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well after today.. Hunky Australians who hate Spammers.
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English
Join Date: May 2006
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this http://www.naughtyathome.com/
this http://www.gtoalley.com/gtopics64.html and this http://www.google.com/maps?hl=en&lr=...local&ct=image In no particular order ![]()
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Next door to a kid with a moped.
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I wonder whether I'll wake up in Heaven or Hell if I die in my sleep.
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
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Which would you prefer? |shocking|
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Sep 2004
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If all the religious nutnicks are going to Heaven I think I'd much rather spend eternity in Hell. I bet Heaven is a boring place where people just sit on clouds all day looking serene and thinking moral thoughts. Hell is probably much better for parties and sex.
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Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little... push.
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![]() Personally, I'd rather come back to life as Sandra Shine's favorite personal vibrator. ![]() As your meta-afterlife consultant, I advice you to continue to be a sinful, lust driven person. ![]()
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You can now put whatever you want in this space :)
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Would that make you my . . . priest? If that's the case, bless me Father for I have sinned.
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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
Join Date: Jan 2006
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I think about how many signups I'll have till sleeping
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Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
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i think about you....smothering your face with my........you know what...and then come all over your face.......now thats fun, hell i am bored like hell
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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Searching for Jimmy Hoffa
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Long Island, NY
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What's this sleep thing you all keep talking about?
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Jim? I heard he's a dirty pornographer.
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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I was wondering what DangerDave was wearing. Is that strange?
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So much sperm ... So little time!
Join Date: Aug 2005
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I think about what it would be like to make passionate love to Jeanelle from Big brother all stars ...... but that's just me.
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...and since we know an end will come it makes our living so much fun
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Yess it is.. strange and all fun, thanks for the laugh
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Rock stars ... is there anything they don't know?
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Who I have to yell at tomorrow, and for what reason I am yet to discover
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No offence Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whizz
Join Date: Aug 2003
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I often think of what scary bitch will creep into my life next and how I will dispose of her...
It's routine man, they are all crazy dogg... ,, \/ LB |
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Asleep at the switch? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk
Join Date: Jul 2006
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my upcoming wedding...
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What can I do - I was born this way LOL
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I think about all the black porn sites I gotta review the next day - you sig spamming fuck head
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