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Old 2006-12-06, 11:24 PM   #1
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...I approached DrB with a request to provide more information...
I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.

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...So, you claimed to have another adult shop as a client... only later did i find out that it is YOUR adult shop. And a pretty crap one at that.. no WONDER you didn't want another adult shop advertising there! The competition would have killed you! ...
Are you that dense that you don't understand that doesn't own the store, that's it's set up by an affiliate program? That everyone can (and does) have one? In fact, we're all in competition with your piece of shit site.

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...Understand that in your little world, everyone may have heard of you, but here, you are a nobody...
Oddly enough, that's what everyone reading this thread thinks about you (yourself included)


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...At least your post improved my search engine rankings a bit... thanks for that! ...
Useless covered that with his usual brilliance & whit

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...In the end, though, you are just a typical white trash moron, ...
If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"

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...We have fvcking sheep farmers here that have more respect for themselves and the way they do business....
You Fuck Sheep
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Old 2006-12-07, 12:25 AM   #2
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If you don't mind, we like the term "White Trash With Money"
I am now sure I want to be Dr B's best friend.
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Old 2006-12-07, 12:35 AM   #3
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Thanks for popping in 6 months later commuwhateverthefuckyourdomainis.com!

Been a real booger of a day and I needed a good laugh!

And it's always best when those laughs come at the expense of a complete tool

UW...good to see you in classic form
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Old 2006-12-07, 12:55 PM   #4
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I think you meant to say that you sent him an unsolicited email, which in everyone's eyes is reason enough to call you a scumbag cunt.
Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"
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Old 2006-12-07, 10:13 PM   #5
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Damn straight!

I like that your excuse for your rude reply was that you received a rude reply first. Debates over the wording used are irrelevant. Even if DrB's reply was rude (which it wasn't), you sound like a child, and like everyone here has been explaining to you, it speaks for your unprofessionalism. If you approach someone to do business, and he tells you to shove it up your ass... smile, and move on. Spend more time trying to build the sales you obviously need. At least you got a reply from your soliciting, which is more than many will give.

"Hey's what's your name? You're cute, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend."
"OMG you only have ONE boyfriend?"
I wasn't going to even bother replying to any half-wits in this forum, but this one I think I will field..

1. You don't know what DrB's exact reply was, because he didn't include the full email. You are guessing he is not lying. The fact that he lies is evident in his reply that he already has an online shop as an advertiser (rather than just saying 'i am actually advertising my own piss weak, drop-shipping, fucked-up-designed, rebranded poor man's commission based store').. this speaks volumes about a person's character that they would bother to appear like they actually have a larger clientele, rather than the truth that they have some half-assed attempt at a website that is more than likely a scam in the first place!

2. Soliciting? Are you people truly stupid? Sending someone an email offering money for advertising is hardly soliciting... I wasn't emailing him looking for a freebie and I wasn't emailing him looking for HIM to advertise! I was emailing him to find out how much to advertise as my client has a budget of around $5k per month to spend on non-essential online marketing. How can a commercial request be considered soliciting you anorexic pasty faced 'tard ? I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts, but you have clearly shown that is not the case! I can't even fathom how you think my email was soliciting! So, if I get a web design client who wants a website built, that's soliciting? Should I send them a rude email telling them to fuck off? 'Sorry, I already have one web design client on my books..." - fucking tosser....

3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with, in your example, a woman with only one boyfriend? I can't even see the parallel there. That statement was a prime example of some young kid such as yourself trying to get involved in grown up talk.... fucked if I can see how you got involved in the first place anyway. I bet you were the type of kid who got regular smacks in the ear from your dad because you kept trying to butt into adult conversation... you seem to be just one of those people that think they are a hell of a lot cleverer than they really are.

There are a stack of other things I could say, but I fear they would lose all meaning once I had to dumb it down to your level. If you are good at porn, and from your communal wank session so far where you have all rallied together in one massive circle jerk, it is clear to see you are, then stick to it, and don't get involved in arguments where a) you don't have the facts and b) you don't have a vested interest or something useful to input. You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:16 PM   #6
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3. In business, we like to have more than one client - that is what creates a saleable business... what the fuck has someone with only one client have to do with,
Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:22 PM   #7
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Amazing. He still doesn't seem to get it. This is truly amazing
no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:49 PM   #8
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no, what is amazing you fucking loon, is YOU don't get it!

I ASKED FOR A FUCKING QUOTE, THAT IS MY FUCKING CRIME. WHAT YOU DON'T GET IS YOU AMERICANS THINK YOU ARE THE CENTRE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE.

LOOK AT YOU! FUCKING RAINCOAT BRIGADE.
seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


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Old 2006-12-07, 11:54 PM   #9
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:56 PM   #10
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seriously dude, stop and think for a minute. You either lost business for yourself or one of your clients and you have developed quite effectively a very bad reputation in a rather large circle of your peers. Which is of course internet entreprenuers.

A lot of these people can make you money, some may have sites unrelated to what you are trying to do, but many of them could have done business with you. 500 hits a day or 50k its all a numbers game. The more you have working with you the better you do and since it is an adult store your pimping this is THE place to have it taken serious.

You blew it and with each reply you make you dig yourself a little deeper. If you don't need the business then the solution is simple... go away

but you NEED the business bro, or you wouldn't be here trying quite so hard.


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I need the business? trying hard to what? fucking idiot...

I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! I AM NOT EVEN IN THE SAME LINE OF BUSINESS AS YOU PORNTREPENEURS. I FIND YOUR REPLIES STUPID IS ALL! I AM CONTINUALLY AMAZED AT JUST HOW STUPID YOU GUYS CAN BE!

I BUILD WEBSITES... IN AUSTRALIA! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK ANY OF YOU COULD DO TO AFFECT THAT?

AND PEERS? PEERS? FUCK RIGHT OFF.

NONE OF YOU CUNTS COULD GET CLOSE TO DEVELOPING WEBSITES BETTER THAN MINE! YOU'RE ALL SCRIPT KIDDIES WITH MINIMAL EXPERIENCE IN THE REAL BUSINESS WORLD.

AND THE SHEER FACT THAT WILDNWICKED DOES BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA, NOT OFFSHORE, AND COUPLED WITH ANY ALREADY SUCCESSFUL MARKETING STRATEGY, YOUR INPUT/HELP/TRAFFIC IS NOT NEEDED (IT'S FUCKING JUNK TRAFFIC ANYWAY AND YOU KNOW IT).

I'M JUST AMAZED THAT DR B HAS GOTTEN SO UPSET OVER THE EMAIL THAT HE POSTED IT HERE... FUCKING SOOK
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:33 PM   #11
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...I had thought people from Montreal were a little bit more intelligent than their american hick counterparts...
How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot
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Old 2006-12-07, 11:46 PM   #12
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How many times do I have to tell you? It's "White Trash With Money"

Mate, you're a tinny short of a six-pack.

And make a pun about Useless's name - he likes that a lot
money? right! greenguy, jump on a plane, fly here and fucking tell that to me in person! then i might believe you have the wherewithall to back up your White Trash with money' statement. surely a flight to Australia is nothing compared to the millions you make?

I somewhat suspect though that if you DID manage to get here, and tell me that in person, you would probably find that I am NOT the person you think I am, then maybe you will stop to think for a minute 'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...

I'll even pick you up from the airport to save you the discomfort of cramming your fat ass in a taxi...
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Old 2006-12-08, 12:13 AM   #13
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'hey, wait, all this guy wanted was a quote for some advertising'...
"and decided to act like a spoiled child when he didn't get the answer that he wanted ..."

Communicate, I'd be happy to buy you a beer. If you're this entertaining when you're sober I'd love to see you drunk
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Old 2006-12-08, 02:11 PM   #14
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You are truly a prime example of why the English sent you fuckwits off to a cold wintery climate and sent us to paradise instead.
However much our climate may be "wintery", that the British made an err in judgment about where to shipped their criminals is no fault of Canada's.
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