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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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on vacation
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ok, so SSI for idiots (me) lol
do a recip table, save it as a .txt file put this in your htaccess: AddHandler server-parsed .htm .html (anywhere on a separate line?) call the table using this: <!--#include virtual="/pathto/recips.txt" --> in your html is that right? seems too easy ![]() |
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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![]() The first 3 lines of my htaccess... RewriteEngine on AddHandler server-parsed .html Options All -Indexes FollowSymLinks Includes That third line tells the server it's ok to follow 'includes'...whether they be ssi or php. You can save as either txt or html...doesn't matter a bit. Just be sure to use the right extension when including the file in your html. <!--#include virtual="/pathto/recips.txt" --> Yup, that looks right to me ![]() |
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on vacation
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![]() is there any reason other than organizational to use this for recip tables? I suppose it would lighten up the page a bit too. Any downsides to using it? |
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Arghhhh...submit yer sites ya ruddy swabs!
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You literally change ONE file, upload...boom, all recips are changed on all sites...VERY handy ![]() Potential downsides... If your server is slow to respond...causing the ssi call to be delayed, it's possible for someone to not see the recips. It's not very likely, but could happen. That said, out of the few hundred sites I did that way, I never had a single one declined for that reason. Make sure your server is up to snuff, and you should be fine ![]() |
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There's Xanax in my thurible!
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Personally, to go against the crowd I'll say that while I do use ssi calls on my LL I don't on my recip tables. For my purposes I don't care for the limitations it would put on my design. I can't break up the table any differently, can't use 3 columns instead of five or drop some text in the middle. Just thought I'd post that to let all builders know that ssi recip tables aren't a necessity, just something most of the cool kids do. ![]() |
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on vacation
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~Serving Up Sinful Sex ~
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Missouri City, Texas
Posts: 1,928
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Don't get discouraged; it's usually the last key that opens the lock...
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I'm not sure about this, but can you have 2 seperate ssi calls on a single page? If you could you could do files like amateur01-left, amateur01-right, and then put your text in between those using a table. Of course the leg work setting all that up is a pita, but once they're done, they're done. ![]() |
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Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice?
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If I remove a recip and put another in it's place, the new recip will appear on all of the sites, with no benefit to me. In that case, I delete the recip that needs to be removed, make a duplicate recip table adding a new link to replace the one removed, and name it: <!--#include virtual="/recips/newlingerie08-2html.txt" --> I don't know of any down sides to it. |
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I Love Turkish Delight, they're very moreish.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: UK
Posts: 578
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This looks really good. I'm going to start trying it.
Stand by for some pathetic 'What went wrong?' posts. ![]()
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