Is this really what it's like to get old?

Jim · 2007-03-31, 09:52 AM

I get the eyebrows growing. And even nose and ear hair that I never had.

But, after coming in yesterday from a cold, cold ride. I really can't emphasis how cold it really was.

But, after coming in, I had to take a shit. And sitting there, I found myself pissing on my balls

See, cold=shrinkage

WTF is next??? Will I be banging my balls on my knees? Will I have to pick them up to put on my pants?

Cleo · 2007-03-31, 09:57 AM

This brings up a plethora of visuals that I'm really not ready for this early in the morning.

Jim · 2007-03-31, 10:00 AM

I am going to have to start strapping them up when I take a shit so they don't hang in the water.

Cleo · 2007-03-31, 10:00 AM

Hows the ass pimple these days?

Jim · 2007-03-31, 10:02 AM

Strangly enough Cleo, it still rears it's ugly head from time to time.

MrMaryLou · 2007-03-31, 10:04 AM

Yes Jim you are not alone

ecchi · 2007-03-31, 11:20 AM

Yeah, sorry mate, but it is all downhill from here.

As someone wise once said "Growing old is a bitch, but it beats the alternative."

Licker4U · 2007-03-31, 11:21 AM

Getting old sucks, then ya die

Cleo · 2007-03-31, 02:10 PM

Personally I think we are just maggots crawling through time on our way towards our inevitable death.

Linkster · 2007-03-31, 02:50 PM

Hmm - never really had any problems with getting old other than the occasional heart attack and cancer - but then there are the good things like being retired, being able to bitch at people when they get in your way, and using your AARP card to get all kinds of discounts LOL

SheepGuy · 2007-03-31, 02:57 PM

I'm looking forward to senility, it runs in my family. I'll get to meet new people every day.

tigermom · 2007-03-31, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

This brings up a plethora of visuals that I'm really not ready for this early in the morning.

Lord, yes, this thread definitely falls under TMI! I can't tell you what growing old does to a guy's balls... so far everything looks ok with hubby's!

stuveltje · 2007-03-31, 04:45 PM

grin i like post like this

it makes me laugh

and reminds me i am not the only one getting old, althought i have more problems with gray hair, alot of gray hair and i am only 38 which is old ...well thats what my kids say

btw i heard many times about the pissing ball thing, but noone told me even if i ask them ( and yes i am nosey i will just ask a person i know if he is old if his balls are hanging on his knees now) but women do get that problems too, yes their balls (tits) will reach their knees and their pussylips too, so i expect when getting much older, i will kick my tits on my back and fall over everytime over my pussylips...............now something to look forward too

ecchi · 2007-03-31, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

i have more problems with gray hair, alot of gray hair and i am only 38

Don't complain. When I was 38 most of my hair had already fallen out !

stuveltje · 2007-03-31, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ecchi

Don't complain. When I was 38 most of my hair had already fallen out !

i do complain, i dont mind my hair fall out on my pussy, because now i have to shave it everytime because its fucking gray|shocking|btw eyebrows gray..................

bluemoney · 2007-03-31, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

. . . .i dont mind my hair fall out on my pussy, because now i have to shave it everytime. . . .

I love it when Stu talks like this . . . Schwing!

ponygirl · 2007-03-31, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by stuveltje

alot of gray hair and i am only 38 which is old ...well thats what my kids say

Quote:

Originally Posted by stuveltje

i do complain, i dont mind my hair fall out on my pussy, because now i have to shave it everytime because its fucking gray|shocking|btw eyebrows gray..................

LOL Stu you are a hoot

I'm turning 37 this year and my gray hair has been around a while too. It's funny, because now I look at my mom who's got 20 yrs on me and think how 50+ really doesn't seem old anymore. I better not be old, I'm just starting to have a life now, and in 10 yrs or so when the kids are grown & gone I'm gonna want to party

oldbrad · 2007-03-31, 06:41 PM

thank god i'm only 27. Although, the swims i take on the oregon coast can leave my dick looking like another innie belly button. Getting cold just thinking about it.

stuveltje · 2007-03-31, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ponygirl

LOL Stu you are a hoot

I'm turning 37 this year and my gray hair has been around a while too. It's funny, because now I look at my mom who's got 20 yrs on me and think how 50+ really doesn't seem old anymore. I better not be old, I'm just starting to have a life now, and in 10 yrs or so when the kids are grown & gone I'm gonna want to party

my mom and dad are...lett me cound again.mmmmmmmmmm both are 54, my dad always looked young but got totally gray age 32, so yeah i am lucky, i got totally gray age 38 and i will be 39 this year, coloring my hair i gave up on that one, if color it dark brown gray hairs will pop up within 2 weeks, my hair isnt looking that bad with gray hair, it even has something sexy i think, but hell my eyebrows and pussy, i dont want gray hair on my pussy, so shaving it is

since i look exactly like my dad i should be happy i dont have a moustache

btw i gave that example to my hubby

stuveltje · 2007-03-31, 06:55 PM

btw they all say and its proofen, look at your motherinlaw if you are a guy...thats how your wife look when she is old and look at your fatherinlaw when you are a woman, because thats he way your hubby will look when he is older, now my hubby is 40 and hell he does like his dad and i hate it, but i wondr now...i look like my dad so my hubby had to loo at his fatherinlaw when i am older because i will look like my dad...i wonder when my mouthache will grow

stuveltje · 2007-03-31, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by bluemoney

I love it when Stu talks like this . . . Schwing!

grin bleu you always manage to make me laugh

Cleo · 2007-03-31, 07:38 PM

This thread is useless without pics.

Linkster · 2007-03-31, 08:15 PM

Please - no pics

docholly · 2007-03-31, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponygirl

It's funny, because now I look at my mom who's got 20 yrs on me and think how 50+ really doesn't seem old anymore. I better not be old, I'm just starting to have a life now, and in 10 yrs or so when the kids are grown & gone I'm gonna want to party

Oprah says that 50 is the new 30... and you if Oprah says it ..it must be so.. which means i'm only 32..

Cleo · 2007-04-01, 01:55 AM

Wow I'm 30 again, I'm going to a teenager again, kewl.

2007-03-31, 09:52 AM	#1
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Is this really what it's like to get old? I get the eyebrows growing. And even nose and ear hair that I never had. But, after coming in yesterday from a cold, cold ride. I really can't emphasis how cold it really was. But, after coming in, I had to take a shit. And sitting there, I found myself pissing on my balls See, cold=shrinkage WTF is next??? Will I be banging my balls on my knees? Will I have to pick them up to put on my pants?

2007-03-31, 09:57 AM	#2
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2007-03-31, 10:00 AM	#4
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2007-03-31, 10:04 AM	#6
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2007-03-31, 02:10 PM	#9
Cleo Subversive filth of the hedonistic decadent West Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Southeast Florida Posts: 27,936	Personally I think we are just maggots crawling through time on our way towards our inevitable death. __________________ Free Rides on Uber and Lyft Uber Car: uberTzTerri Lyft Car: TZ896289

2007-03-31, 10:02 AM	#5
Jim Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mohawk, New York Posts: 19,477	Strangly enough Cleo, it still rears it's ugly head from time to time.

2007-03-31, 11:20 AM	#7
ecchi Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: About to be evicted!!!! Posts: 4,082	Yeah, sorry mate, but it is all downhill from here. As someone wise once said "Growing old is a bitch, but it beats the alternative."

2007-03-31, 11:21 AM	#8
Licker4U Mean people suck, nice people swallow, are you mean or nice? Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Lower Alabama-The Redneck Riviera Posts: 2,377	Getting old sucks, then ya die

2007-03-31, 02:50 PM	#10
Linkster NO! Im not a female - but being a dragon, I do eat them. Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sex Delta Posts: 5,084	Hmm - never really had any problems with getting old other than the occasional heart attack and cancer - but then there are the good things like being retired, being able to bitch at people when they get in your way, and using your AARP card to get all kinds of discounts LOL __________________ Pussy Chompers Porn Links NSCash

2007-03-31, 02:57 PM	#11
SheepGuy It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,527	I'm looking forward to senility, it runs in my family. I'll get to meet new people every day. __________________ If the Environment was a bank, they would have saved it by now.

2007-03-31, 04:45 PM	#13
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	grin i like post like this it makes me laugh and reminds me i am not the only one getting old, althought i have more problems with gray hair, alot of gray hair and i am only 38 which is old ...well thats what my kids say btw i heard many times about the pissing ball thing, but noone told me even if i ask them ( and yes i am nosey i will just ask a person i know if he is old if his balls are hanging on his knees now) but women do get that problems too, yes their balls (tits) will reach their knees and their pussylips too, so i expect when getting much older, i will kick my tits on my back and fall over everytime over my pussylips...............now something to look forward too __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2007-03-31, 06:41 PM	#18
oldbrad It is better to watch things then to do them Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: oregon Posts: 485	thank god i'm only 27. Although, the swims i take on the oregon coast can leave my dick looking like another innie belly button. Getting cold just thinking about it. __________________ Help MrMaryLou Link to his Chubby TGP & Chubby Links on your sites and blogs.

2007-03-31, 06:55 PM	#20
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	btw they all say and its proofen, look at your motherinlaw if you are a guy...thats how your wife look when she is old and look at your fatherinlaw when you are a woman, because thats he way your hubby will look when he is older, now my hubby is 40 and hell he does like his dad and i hate it, but i wondr now...i look like my dad so my hubby had to loo at his fatherinlaw when i am older because i will look like my dad...i wonder when my mouthache will grow __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2007-03-31, 07:38 PM	#22
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2007-03-31, 08:15 PM	#23
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2007-04-01, 01:55 AM	#25
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