The Official Link O'Rama Rejection Thread II

[bizarremagazine]

Hello,
We got rejected. The site is free, although you have to register (just an email address) to look at more than 4 pages... Please let me know if we'll be listed, as we do love your links site.

Your submission:
Site Name: Bizarre Magazine
Site URL: http://www.bizarremag.com/
Category: Unusual

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
That's Not A Free Site

[Useless]

Originally Posted by bizarremagazine

Site URL: http://www.bizarremag.com/

Impressive SEO...

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[Greenguy]

Originally Posted by Nurkanurka

Your submission:
Site Name: Hot blonde Beatrix showing her sweet tits
Site URL: http://superhotpics.com/beatrix-heaven-hell/
Category: BlondeSoloGirls

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
Other - Please Contact Webmaster

It was the site title - 7 words is a bit long. I shortened it to "Hot Blonde Beatrix" and I'll have it listed with the next update.

Originally Posted by aureliano

Hello,
I have 2 rejected freesites because of "Blind or Misleading Links" reason. Here they are:
http://www.gaycockhunter.com/hot-gay-sixtynining/
http://www.gaycockhunter.com/taste-of-ebony-gay-love/

Please, look at it. Thanks.

Double check your recip links - if the text does not contain the name of the link list (meaning it's all keywords) we reject it for blind links. Also, your font colors are very hard to read - I'd reject that 2nd one as soon as I saw it as I could barely read the most of the 1st page.

Originally Posted by bizarremagazine

Hello,
We got rejected. The site is free, although you have to register (just an email address) to look at more than 4 pages... Please let me know if we'll be listed, as we do love your links site.

Your submission:
Site Name: Bizarre Magazine
Site URL: http://www.bizarremag.com/
Category: Unusual

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
That's Not A Free Site

Like it says on the rules page & the "rejected reasons" page that you were emailed, we're looking for free sites that consist of:
warning page leads to main page leads to gallery pages

I've never listed sites that require an email addy to see more - sorry

Originally Posted by HarryMuff

Hey, I got this after submitting a site today:

Your submission:
Site Name: Big Brown Ass
Site URL: http://www.black-lover.com/brown/
Category: BlackMovies

Has been rejected and it will not be listed.

Reason:
120 Seconds Movie Rule

I played them in both windows media player classic and windows media player version 10 and it was 6x 20 second videos, local and streaming.
What OS and player is your reviewer using?

18, 18, 19, 19, 19, 19 - that's what I get using WMP11

If it makes you feel better, this is an ongoing problem with movies from that sponsor.