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papagmp · 2008-04-19, 10:57 AM

Maynard was the only male cat that I've ever had that was a good hunter. Over the years he came home with everything from dead mice, bats, birds, snakes, and even a weasel. He always killed his prey right off and then would spend hours throwing the dead victim around the house.

One night, I had my ex bent over the foot-board of our bed and was hammering her pretty good. I had no Ideal Maynard was sneaking up behind me - but my balls slapping against my ex's ass must have been to much for him. When he jumped, he grabbed both balls in his claws and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and my ex moaned as I hit bottom as blood started dripping down both sides of my sack. My ex just sat there and laughed.

Needless to say - Maynard was not welcome in the bedroom after that.

sue-fl · 2008-04-19, 11:19 AM

OMG..glad your ok

stuveltje · 2008-04-19, 01:32 PM

stu<----------|shocking| hell i am glad your oke, i have very long hair too, but i learned (oke not right away...i had my problems with long hair too) to always put it in a ...fuck how you name it, well i take all my hair together and put an elastic band thing around it when i need to do certain things. but again i am glad your oke...your lucky you had someone around who heard you screaming, i guess! Stu---->>>

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RedCherry · 2008-04-20, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by papagmp

One night, I had my ex bent over the foot-board of our bed and was hammering her pretty good. I had no Ideal Maynard was sneaking up behind me - but my balls slapping against my ex's ass must have been to much for him. When he jumped, he grabbed both balls in his claws and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and my ex moaned as I hit bottom as blood started dripping down both sides of my sack. My ex just sat there and laughed.

Needless to say - Maynard was not welcome in the bedroom after that.

Holy shit, I can't believe you weren't, well unable to have sex after that. And I'm glad she is an ex for laughing at you, that is just wrong.

I'll have to tell MadHatter about that, most of the time the cats are locked out when we are having sex but I'll make sure they are everytime now.

2008-04-19, 10:57 AM	#1
papagmp That'll teach you to leave your sister unattended..... Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 1,803	Maynard was the only male cat that I've ever had that was a good hunter. Over the years he came home with everything from dead mice, bats, birds, snakes, and even a weasel. He always killed his prey right off and then would spend hours throwing the dead victim around the house. One night, I had my ex bent over the foot-board of our bed and was hammering her pretty good. I had no Ideal Maynard was sneaking up behind me - but my balls slapping against my ex's ass must have been to much for him. When he jumped, he grabbed both balls in his claws and hung on for dear life. I screamed, and my ex moaned as I hit bottom as blood started dripping down both sides of my sack. My ex just sat there and laughed. Needless to say - Maynard was not welcome in the bedroom after that. __________________ Submit: OutlawFreePorn

2008-04-19, 01:32 PM	#3
stuveltje Live and learn. And take very careful notes! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny Holland Posts: 6,157	stu<----------\|shocking\| hell i am glad your oke, i have very long hair too, but i learned (oke not right away...i had my problems with long hair too) to always put it in a ...fuck how you name it, well i take all my hair together and put an elastic band thing around it when i need to do certain things. but again i am glad your oke...your lucky you had someone around who heard you screaming, i guess! Stu---->>> to Redcherry __________________ Canadian Sexlinks - submit Erotica search -submit

2008-04-19, 11:19 AM	#2
sue-fl You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 2,837	OMG..glad your ok