Greenguy's Board


Go Back   Greenguy's Board > Chit Chat
Register FAQ Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rate Thread Display Modes
Old 2008-05-13, 08:51 PM   #1
Ms Naughty
old enough to be Grandma Scrotum
 
Ms Naughty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,408
Send a message via ICQ to Ms Naughty
I'm curious about what one would use to create fake cum. Hair conditioner looks the part but I'm sure no-one wants that in their eye (and it can't taste too good).

Here I am, Wednesday morning, pondering the consistency of fake semen. I love my job.
__________________
Promote Bright Desire
Ms Naughty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-13, 09:21 PM   #2
Bill
Selling porn allows me to stay in a constant state of Bliss - ain't that a trip!
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 3,914
I've heard they use some kind of commercial drink mixer stuff - pina colada I think.

Looks kind of like cum, tastes good.
Bill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-13, 09:30 PM   #3
lorsha
So much sperm ... So little time!
 
lorsha's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,433
Quote:
Originally Posted by grandmascrotum View Post
I'm curious about what one would use to create fake cum. Hair conditioner looks the part but I'm sure no-one wants that in their eye (and it can't taste too good).

Here I am, Wednesday morning, pondering the consistency of fake semen. I love my job.
I found that producing "real" cum out of a cock is so easy ... I just don't see the point.
__________________
Sexy-Milf-Money
lorsha is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-13, 09:42 PM   #4
Greenguy
The Original Greenguy (Est'd 1996) & AVN HOF Member - I Crop Pics For Thumbs In My Sleep
 
Greenguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Blasdell, NY (shithole suburb south of Buffalo)
Posts: 41,929
Send a message via ICQ to Greenguy
Quote:
Originally Posted by grandmascrotum View Post
I'm curious about what one would use to create fake cum...
I like yogurt

(somewhere in Upstate New York, there is a bald man giggling to himself)
__________________

Promote POV Porn Cash By Building & Submitting Galleries to the Porn Luv Network
Greenguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-15, 02:43 PM   #5
stuveltje
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
 
stuveltje's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny Holland
Posts: 6,157
Send a message via ICQ to stuveltje
Quote:
So I find it interesting that most of the women that say they do like getting facials in this thread are not content girls.
this bizz is my job, i review and build, that i like facials is just personal...well now world wide news posted on this board, i will never be with content of myself in this bizz, this bizz and what i personal like or do are 2 different things, in real life i am an housewife, married and raising 2 kids and just building pornsites and reviewing pornsites while i am eating a peanutbutter sandwich
stuveltje is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-15, 05:39 PM   #6
Toni KatVixen
Nobody gets into heaven without a glowstick
 
Toni KatVixen's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 420
Quote:
Originally Posted by stuveltje View Post
this bizz is my job, i review and build, that i like facials is just personal...well now world wide news posted on this board, i will never be with content of myself in this bizz, this bizz and what i personal like or do are 2 different things, in real life i am an housewife, married and raising 2 kids and just building pornsites and reviewing pornsites while i am eating a peanutbutter sandwich
Actually, until the 2257 scare, visa fees and the flooding of fake amateur sites from big programs, that is exactly what the major of sologirl sites were. They were house wives and mothers finding ways to make money so they can spend more time with their kids. What they do on their site, is what they do in real life.

That is what my site is. There is a lot of things that I won't do personally and you couldn't pay me enough to do professionally. That is what the difference is from true sologirl sites with personality (indy girl sites) and the program sologirl sites.

My blog shows it. It is who I am with some sex thrown in. I know that "business" wise maybe I should post more pics and sex stories, but my members want to see who I am...they have access to rest.
__________________
Peace

toni@katvixen.com
Toni KatVixen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-16, 02:54 AM   #7
stuveltje
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
 
stuveltje's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny Holland
Posts: 6,157
Send a message via ICQ to stuveltje
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toni KatVixen View Post
Actually, until the 2257 scare, visa fees and the flooding of fake amateur sites from big programs, that is exactly what the major of sologirl sites were. They were house wives and mothers finding ways to make money so they can spend more time with their kids. What they do on their site, is what they do in real life.

That is what my site is. There is a lot of things that I won't do personally and you couldn't pay me enough to do professionally. That is what the difference is from true sologirl sites with personality (indy girl sites) and the program sologirl sites.

My blog shows it. It is who I am with some sex thrown in. I know that "business" wise maybe I should post more pics and sex stories, but my members want to see who I am...they have access to rest.
I believe that i should have explained myself better, (stu<-- now thinking how the hell translate in english what she ment) what i ment is i am not a performer in this bizz, my job is coding, so thats why i never will be with my own content in this bizz, if i was a performer i would have answered different, thats why i said 2 different worlds for me,the personal thing and the job thing, i do believe that some woman do alot of things in this bizz which they personal dont like, but are into it because they need the money.
stuveltje is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-16, 08:09 PM   #8
bluemoney
Shimmering Silver Head Of Wisdom Looking At Me!
 
bluemoney's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Chronic Town
Posts: 2,024
Send a message via ICQ to bluemoney
Quote:
Originally Posted by stuveltje View Post
. . . .that i like facials is just personal...
Kinky Dutch/Chinese milfs . . . . I do love them so
__________________
Milf Porn For The Masses
bluemoney is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-17, 01:20 PM   #9
stuveltje
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
 
stuveltje's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny Holland
Posts: 6,157
Send a message via ICQ to stuveltje
Quote:
Originally Posted by bluemoney View Post
Kinky Dutch/Chinese milfs . . . . I do love them so
hahahaha lol i feel honerd "milf" on this moment i am more like a "filf"= fossile
stuveltje is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 2008-05-17, 04:12 PM   #10
stuveltje
Live and learn. And take very careful notes!
 
stuveltje's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Sunny Holland
Posts: 6,157
Send a message via ICQ to stuveltje
Quote:
They were house wives and mothers finding ways to make money so they can spend more time with their kids. What they do on their site, is what they do in real life.
i have never hide for any one that i work in porn bizz, only i had to keep in mind, what i do, also get my kids and hubby involved. So i explained each and anyone who wanted to know, that i am not a performer but a coding lady, because yes when you say as a woman i am in pornbizz, they think you are behind you screen naked masturbating all day, so metioning thats "the real me" will count only for performers and i totally understand that point, but there is also an other side of pornbizz, the coding guys/girls and hell they can get in trouble when they have a fam and kids, because not all will understand the job you do and your kids will be hit by it and your hubby, but i am that person, i will never hide or lie about what i do, but i will try to explain what i do to make the people understand and that works, i always thought this way, job and private life are 2 seperate things, after 8 years i still manage to keep it that way. Again this is my thinking, i have all the respect for all ladies and guys who are a performer in this bizz, but if you show your real you, do you still have some private stuff left in your life with your friend or spouses? or is bizz your life or your life is bizz?

Last edited by stuveltje; 2008-05-17 at 04:23 PM..
stuveltje is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:42 AM.


Mark Read
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
© Greenguy Marketing Inc