WHY's of Men

[SirMoby]

Originally Posted by Dollpix

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make the final masterpiece!)

So God was talking to Adam in The Garden of Edan.

G, "Adam, I know you've been lonely but I have something great to entertain you. It's always beautiful, it's smart, funny, will cook for you, clean up after you, always take care of you and will even give you sex any time that you want".

A - "What's Sex"

G - "Trust me. You're going to love it. All I need from you is your right arm, left testicle and a foot and then I can make you WOMAN"!

A - "Wow, that sounds like a lot to give away. What can I get for just a rib"?