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Old 2009-02-21, 10:14 AM   #1
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No idea what sites/niches you promote, but no need to remove the sponsor links, just use this text...

"Please do *NOT* click this link unless you want to pay for access to more hot, nasty (insert niche porn description) than you'll ever need to get yourself off every time you have a few minutes and want to slam one out to real porn for a change. Seriously...don't fucking click this link to (insert linked paysite name) unless you're serious about improving the quality of your fucking stroke sessions. Really, just don't fucking do it."

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I don't know if you are being tongue in cheek, but I might just borrow that...seriously...
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Old 2009-02-21, 10:49 AM   #2
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I don't know if you are being tongue in cheek, but I might just borrow that...seriously...
Yeah, Simon, are you putting that in the public domain for us? I love it. )

I've used something similar on some of my warning pages in the past - to the effect of: "Warning, this site contains naked beautiful women engaging in wanton acts of sexual abandon...etc. Do not enter unless you really wish to view [insert lurid descriptions of whatever the fetish or niche is]." It potentially gets the surfer hot and lets you use some good SE terms and phrases. Granted, it's for sending them to the main page and not straight to the sponsor, but if there are a couple of prominent sponsor links there already, then it's good. No idea if if really helps sales but it probably doesn't hurt 'em, either, and getting some good SE search terms there is useful. And it does give fair warning to the surfers who were somehow looking for bible verses or something...


I still don't believe in using hardcore pics or banners on a warning page, though. Seems like it's just looking for trouble to confront someone with hardcore at the same time you're warning them off from viewing it if they don't wanna see it.
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Old 2009-02-21, 03:03 PM   #3
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Yeah, Simon, are you putting that in the public domain for us? I love it.
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I don't know if you are being tongue in cheek, but I might just borrow that...seriously...
Please feel free to go right ahead ... but do keep in mind that the negative advance is a sharp edge that can cut you deeply if you slip the handle.

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Old 2009-02-21, 05:00 PM   #4
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Please feel free to go right ahead ... but do keep in mind that the negative advance is a sharp edge that can cut you deeply if you slip the handle.

ohhh i like that, very nice said! (or however you said that)
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Old 2009-02-22, 09:00 PM   #5
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Please feel free to go right ahead ... but do keep in mind that the negative advance is a sharp edge that can cut you deeply if you slip the handle.

I'll try not to fuck it up...
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Old 2009-02-23, 12:01 AM   #6
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Simon's example is a classic that works well. I've used it in the past with good results.

For those wishing to improve their sales skills, here's an article that describes the 4 different types of personalities of a potential buyer. It's a real estate article but the principals apply for almost any type of selling.
http://www.realtor.org/rmodaily.nsf/...2?OpenDocument

If you can understand them just a little, it's easier to understand why you will get sales off certain pages (index, main or gallery).
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