Holy Shit . . Billy Mays is Dead!

domweb · 2009-06-28, 02:35 PM

Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50.

Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week?

Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website?

"And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling."

The sales would have rocked.

bluemoney · 2009-06-28, 02:36 PM

Just damn

Cleo · 2009-06-28, 02:42 PM

Death Sucks

But wow was he fucking annoying as hell.

What's up with so many deaths this week?

ArtWilliams · 2009-06-28, 02:54 PM

WOOOOOW!!!! I JUST SAW HIM ON CONAN THE OTHER NIGHT. THAT'S AMAZZZING!

(That's my Internet impression of Billy)

Cleo · 2009-06-28, 02:57 PM

I merged the two Billy Mays is dead threads.

nate · 2009-06-28, 03:00 PM

Vince probably choked him with a shamwow. Its a good thing Billy Mays wouldnt fit in the slapchop.

NY Jester · 2009-06-28, 08:05 PM

bad week to be famous

~NH~ · 2009-06-29, 01:56 AM

They Are Dropping Like Flies

Pitchmen Was An Awesome Show

Beaver Bob · 2009-06-29, 03:53 AM

I bet it was the sham-wow guy who did it!

bluemoney · 2009-06-29, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cleo

I merged the two Billy Mays is dead threads.

I'm always late to the party

terry · 2009-06-29, 08:40 AM

RIP to all who died this week. Lets not forget Ed Mcmahon... Guess he wont be knocking on my door with a check any time soon.

Andy Choopa · 2009-06-29, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by terry

RIP to all who died this week. Lets not forget Ed Mcmahon... Guess he wont be knocking on my door with a check any time soon.

If he does.... run

kickass · 2009-06-29, 03:20 PM

This year is taking lots of famous people. Really sad.

Mike-mijen · 2009-06-29, 03:57 PM

Why Billy Mays died is MJ needed a good pitch man to get himself into heaven

born2blog · 2009-06-29, 05:26 PM

never heard of him before

Adult Web Host · 2009-06-30, 02:39 AM

That's sad, he was from around my area. I guess we'll have to get someone else to sell Oxi Clean and Hercules Hooks.

RedCherry · 2009-07-03, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike-mijen

Why Billy Mays died is MJ needed a good pitch man to get himself into heaven

MadHatter and I were talking about that, he is probably pitching all kinds of stuff up in heaven. He was obnoxious in the commercials, but after finding outtakes from commercials on youtube, he looked like he'd be a lot of fun to know. RIP

MeatPounder · 2009-07-03, 04:54 PM

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bluechicken · 2009-07-03, 05:32 PM

death really seems fashionable these days

Joe_BBC · 2009-07-03, 06:34 PM

50 doesn't seem to be a good age.. bernie mac, michael jackson, and now billy mays all dead at 50.

2009-06-28, 02:35 PM	#1
domweb I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES Join Date: May 2004 Location: Midwest USA Posts: 85	Billy Mays is dead at 50 Famous TV pitchman Bally Mays is dead at 50. Is it weird that this makes me sadder than Jacko or Farrah dying this week? Could you imagine Billy Mays doing an TV commercial for your adult website? "And if you call in the next thirty minutes, we will EXTEND this offer to this premium website from THIRTY DAYS at only 19.99 to SIXTY DAYS at the introductory rate of only FIVE DOLLARS! You heard me. And if you sign up for our Special Yearly One Time rate of 179.00 we will send you our special Sex Toy Pick of the Week! Just pay shipping and handling." The sales would have rocked.

2009-06-28, 02:36 PM	#2
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2009-06-28, 02:42 PM	#3
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2009-06-29, 08:40 AM	#11
terry You can now put whatever you want in this space :) Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,883	RIP to all who died this week. Lets not forget Ed Mcmahon... Guess he wont be knocking on my door with a check any time soon. __________________ Stop That 9 To 5 Go Green Grocery Store

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kickass Are you sure this is the Sci-Fi Convention? It's full of nerds! Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 266	This year is taking lots of famous people. Really sad. __________________

2009-06-29, 03:57 PM	#14
Mike-mijen What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Fla Posts: 995	Why Billy Mays died is MJ needed a good pitch man to get himself into heaven

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2009-07-03, 05:32 PM	#19
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2009-07-03, 06:34 PM	#20
Joe_BBC Internet! Is that thing still around? Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3	50 doesn't seem to be a good age.. bernie mac, michael jackson, and now billy mays all dead at 50.